You know that dangerous moment when you finish the tea, and there’s just a pile of boba. And it flies up your straw and down your throat, and gags you like the whore you are???

“Pull them to the side” Bitch you’re wearing Minecraft boxers

There is simply no fucking shot #Pokemon #legendsZA #ShinyPokemon

When the allegations are kid diddling, yeah, you kinda do.

Okay chat, is dick riding across the country to go on vacations and posting it on Instagram “success”?

Y’all gon make me FUCKIN SICK up in here. Up in here.

Sorry. I can’t be silly anymore. I was silly when she loved me.

Whenever I see or hear someone say “it’s” instead of “there’s” it makes me violent

She is not a brick house. She’s a dick house. A home for dicks. Any she can find. As long as she feels validated.

YOU WERE MY TOUCHDOWN! #TaylorsVersion #TaylorSwiftErasTour

I’m so full of hate and it’s kind of iconic

As someone who works with the public, let me just say. Customers are stinky kaka poopie

Bravery is drinking the milkshake even though you know the whipped cream will hurt your tummy

You’re telling me I have to wait 7 hours to shit? Work is a nightmare

I’m only medium ugly