Howdy Y'all! I'm @MrMoustacheGP's, 70 year old retired rancher Uncle. I love Football, Baseball, Hockey, good non-Pork Southern food & Craft beer!!!
Houston, TX and LaGrange, TX
Joined June 2017
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Well this stinks on multiple levels!
The bridge that collapsed is over a creek that feeds Lake Conroe. It’s attached to a sewage line, which authorities say could also break.
khou.com/article/news/local/…
I see how you captured Mini's relieved yet annoyed facial gestures! Mighty nice, #HankFoody! – at Houston, TX
Sounds like a You problem, @MrMoustacheGP!!! – at Houston, TX
#YoWhutUP!!! The only problem is that my nephew, #MiniMoustache is away at South Hawkins International Texas University!!!
It's the Universal Rule, #HankFoody! – at Houston, TX
Really @UncleTexGP? The Nephew is required to make coffee for his Uncle?
@MrMoustacheGP seems to think otherwise!
I'll just add some @HEB half-n-half from the fridge, @MrMoustacheGP!
#FreakingAmateur – at Houston, TX
Joke's on @UncleTexGP! He takes his coffee Cream-no sugar. I take mine Black!!!
#YEEEEEHAAAAWWWW!!! It's #NationalIPAday, and check out these great specimens I got from
@SaintArnold
@EurekaHeights
@clownshoesbeer @communitybeer
@hopsandgrain @AustinBeerworks @TuppsBrewery
& @aquabrewsmtx
Come join me @KPRC2Justin so we can #RelaxAndHaveAnIPA!!! – at Houston, TX
#HankFoody! Get to the store, @Specs1962, wherever! See if there's any @AnchorBrewing Steam & Porter left!!!
@SapporoBeer HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO AMERICA'S OLDEST CRAFT BREWERY?!?!?!
#RIPAnchorBrewing – at Houston, TX
Hey #WeatherMan @KPRC2Justin & #NewsLady @Brandi_Smith_TV: this weather is perfect... FOR STAYING INDOORS IN THE AC!!! And, relaxing while sipping some ice cold craft beers!
#RelaxAndHaveAnIPA – at Sugar Land, TX
@JoseGrinanFOX26
The first year of retirement is a big adjustment-not sure what to do with yourself at first.
As a retired Rancher, I appreciated retirement quite well after the 1st year! Your time is your own! Sleep in, slowly sip a 2nd cup of coffee, have a leisurely breaky! – at Houston, TX
One final #FRIDAAAYYY!!! For @fox26 AM news anchor @JoseGrinanFOX26. What a career in Houston this kind, calm, professional and erudite Gentleman has had!
He's been on the AM news in Htown over so many historical & personnel Milestones.
Good sir, enjoy your retirement!
Everyone who solved it will understand why you should have gotten it sooner, #HankFoody!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 – at Houston, TX
@UncleTexGP laughed his ass off, saying "You should've gotten it A LOT sooner, Hank Foody!!!"
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#YEEHAW!!! I'm at @
#piesociety in San Marcos with #HankFoody & @MiniMoustache04 !
Enjoying a Hazers Gonna Haze NEIPA from @belchingbeaver !
I'm sure #WeatherMan @KPRC2Justin would approve!
#RelaxAndHaveAnIPA – at San Marcos, TX
UncleTex (德州叔叔/삼촌텍스) retweeted
#BEEEERRRRRRR!!!With Jason & @UncleTexGP (@ Pie Society in San Marcos, TX) swarmapp.com/c/k53ZfQa91D8 – at San Marcos, TX
UGH! My grand-nephew Mini-Moustache is home from South Hawkins International Texas University (SHI-TU) with his hair too dang long!
And he's being a little smart-@$$, showing no respect to his Great-Uncle!!! – at Houston, TX
Hey @austintexasgov @AUStinAirport @USTreasury
You see this? Seriously???
tiktok.com/t/ZTRtkPQ13/ – at Houston, TX
#YoWhutUP!!!
Hey @kprc2owen! Brewing up some Fortado with @HankOnFood's @NespressoUSA Vertuo! It has a little extra boost of caffeine for us early risers, am I right?
#BOOM!!!
Thankee @MrMoustacheGP and @minimoustache04 for the wonderful Christmas presents! @ Westside, Houston, Texas instagram.com/p/CmmRfXkpUep/… – at Houston, TX
