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LAX to PDX
Joined May 2008
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Today a bald eagle flew over my house highlighted fir that moment by a golden beam of amber sunset light, with a squirrel in its talons.
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Katie Gilbert retweeted
Tim Elliott may have just created the coldest moment in UFC history ngl
#NocheUFC
Katie Gilbert retweeted
“I've been looking for a fight like that for a while.”
Tim Elliott (@TElliott125) relished every moment of his fight with Edgar Chairez and was happy to get the nod. #NocheUFC
Complete Prelim Results ➡️ ufc.ac/3SHFzfP
Official Scorecards: ufc.ac/3SFa4Db
I know i’m officially traveling when my man’s crotch is setting off the full body scan. Every damn time.
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It’s oddly comforting to see “Juicy” still emblazoned across weird butts at the airport. Fashion truly is cyclical, even for the worse.
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Super bummed to be stuck in Sydney for the day because @united cancelled our flight home. We get to the hotel they provided and they haven’t heard a word about us all coming. All this after already waiting a 4 hour layover from Perth, 2 different long lines to get bags. So mad 🤦🏻♀️
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Cleaning an airbnb will make you lose faith humanity in no time flat. People are fucking animals, man. I battle to not let the bad overshadow the good guests, but when every bath towel is saturated in vomit, as well a yarf UNDER a towel on the couch… it ain’t easy.
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Not much will get me out of the house anymore, but a good comedy show is up there. It’s one of the few things I do miss about LA
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Bnb clean-up today: frosting everywhere for some reason, faux flower petals, candle wax, and jizzy, jizzy blankets. Just all the white stains.
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“Cyber Slap” is my new favorite game. It’s my modern take on the classic “slug-bug” of VW beetle fame, instead you slap the other person in the face when you see a Cyber Truck.
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Opening night of Halloween Horror nights at Worlds of Fun went above and beyond tonight with the whole “active shooter” deal. So glad I’m a pass holder!
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Los Angeles was my home for 20 years, and used to be such a special place. It’s barely recognizable anymore. I feel so fortunate to have gotten out. I just want to live on a farm in the woods.
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Katie Gilbert retweeted
"Baptism" not being in the top ten on Crystal Castles Spotify is maybe the most glaring example of the world being off track
This summer I discovered that if you have access to fresh basil, and you wanna repel skeeters, you can simply rub it all over you. It’s mind blowing how well it works, plus you will smell amazing
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