Citizen of Gotham. Filmmaker, Photographer, Procrastinator. 4.92 Uber rating. Fierce Footie Fan. Rantings and Ravings here
Brooklyn, NY
Joined February 2012
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Turn the clocks back to the way things were - I never wanted to be this me. Show me back then the kid before the man - I don't think this me is who I am.
Wtf are you smoking this morning @TimHortons?! My poor sausage egg and cheese 😩 😅#sausageeggandcheeseandlettuceandtomato
Every winter @LethbridgeCity proves it is dangerously incompetent when it comes to snow removal, mitigation & management. There’s just never a good reason. Causes more accidents than necessary. I wonder if they’ll clap back at me like they do every year #prioritymybutt #Imwaiting
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Beginning today, required payments for Downtown Lethbridge parking kiosks will temporarily cease until Jan. 15, 2021.
The kiosks will display the message: “No payment required at this time. Best wishes from the City of Lethbridge.”
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if you’re ever reading my tweets and they don’t make sense, just do a liiiiiittle bit of drug. whatever drug you’re comfortable doing, just a tiny bit of it. half of an old antibiotic. see if that helps.
.@trevorpanczak hey, next time you come to a small town to shoot off fireworks at night for your “video”, maybe TELL US. Some of us have PTSD AND newborn babies. Like who thought this was a good idea?
Yo who the fuck punches Rick Moranis?! 😱
🚨WANTED🚨for ASSAULT October 1, 2020 at 7:24 AM, on Central Park West in the vicinity of West 70 St Manhattan. @NYPD20PCT.Reward up to $2500👀Seen him? Know who he is?📞Call 1-800-577-TIPS or📲DM us!☎️Calls are CONFIDENTIAL! @YourCityYourCall @NYPDDetectives @nypdchiefofpatrol
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French government to continue paying up to 84% of salaries for furloughed workers "until next summer" due to prolonged economic fallout from the coronavirus pandemic. abcn.ws/2ZjJccT
I gotta say, I support #freefortnite. END THE #MONOPOLY! @Apple may have some nice retorts in their response to Epic, but the fact is 🍎's App Store is a *blatant* monopoly on our devices, that we paid for. So they continue to profit off others' software. BS! -Sent from my iPhone
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If you're always successful at bullshitting others it's because you don’t hang around people who are smarter than you.
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150 days since BREONNA TAYLOR was murdered. Too often BLACK WOMEN who die from police violence are forgotten. SAY HER NAME. This tee was made in partnership with the BREONNA TAYLOR Foundation to whom all profits are given. phenomenalwoman.us
