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This is how the final moments unfolded of what may or may not have been Aerosmith's last concert
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Labour MPs are now trying to ban oral sex.
We're bringing back sodomy laws, chaps.
And because no one wants to be known as 'the sex mp', we're simply letting these awful miserable sexless puritanical modern mary whitehouses roll back the sexual freedoms hard won sixty years ago
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“Face-sitting without obstructing breathing is unlikely to be prohibited.”
You should be making my rent affordable. You should be providing me opportunities for my future.
Instead you’re dictating whether I can record bush on my face
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1982 Heather Thomas and Heather Locklear Dunk Tank - Narrated by the legendary Howard Cosell!
@HeatherThomasAF #VintageBabes 😍😍😍
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So there we have it. If you have a consensually filmed video of someone performing oral sex, if they gag at all, you can be thrown in prison.
What the fucking stupid shit is this. Jesus wept.
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