@UnmitigatedAss

Ass, philosopher, Phd from Autodidact University. Assigned Ass at Birth. Here to make you think. Founder of @cortheory. Best account you could follow.

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Joined October 2021
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TheUnmitigatedAss
@UnmitigatedAssSep 3
Replying to @Krissy_MeowMom
@Krissy_MeowMom 's memorial Space is happening. I have help set for hosting. We just need to know what start time works best, and we will go as long as needed. Please vote and share. (Times EST)
20%7:30 pm EST
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43%Any, I'll be there.
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山乇乇乙ㄚ💭@LejonBrames12Oct 24
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MöCS
@MocsMetalOct 24
Charles Berthoud uses cello strings on a bass and it sounds pretty rad.
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PragerU
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Vito Brevis
@VitoBrevis1h
To my beloved mutuals: You are the noble wombat to my exuberant Slavic youth ♥️
No Context Pets@nocontextpets15h
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Im going to Hell because I laughed way too damn hard at this
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Scott G
@scttfrnks2h
Cool theory. Seems to make sense.
Steven Bartlett
@StevenBartlett18h
David Eagleman on what your dreams are really protecting your brain from. @davideagleman
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AKIRA THE DON
@akirathedon2h
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AllsWellThatOrwells@AOrwells2h
They want you dead but will settle for your submission - @michaelmalice
Christian Collins
@CollinsforTX14h
At @UTSA for Pick Up the Mic, a student read a poem celebrating the assassination of Charlie Kirk with such glee, then told me I was brave to be out here without my neck covered. I told her I’d pray for her. This is the climate. We pick up the mic anyway.
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MarcusAurelius99!
@MarcAurelius9991h
Replying to @UnmitigatedAss
That is a word I could've happily gone my whole life not knowing. 😂
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Fuck men though
UN Women
@UN_WomenOct 26
25 women and girls. That’s how many were killed 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙙𝙖𝙮 in conflict zones in 2025. #Peace must mean safety for women and girls. 🔗 More on the @UN Secretary-General's report on #WomenPeaceSecurity: unwomen.org/en/news-stories/… #ForAllWomenAndGirls
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According to the same UN report, women and girls accounted for one in four of over 37,000 civilian deaths in 2025. Men and boys were the remaining three-quarters. The report notes men are still likelier to be killed. unwomen.org/en/articles/fa…
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Sal the Agorist
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Like... this? youtu.be/s_vPVC9eJjY

Iconic Jive Scene

🎬 Airplane! (1980) This iconic scene still stands as one of the fu...

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NashTrash
@_caliente773h
Replying to @JonnyMicro
“You’re naturally sexy, mom.”
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Resist CBDC 🏁
@Resist_CBDC2h
Deport back to Buttcrackistan.
Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib
@RepRashidaOct 27
Regardless of which war criminal becomes prime minister, Palestinians living under Israeli apartheid will continue to face genocide, land theft, and erasure. We cannot accept lies, excuses, or half-measures from our leaders. We must impose a full arms embargo and sanctions until Palestine is free.
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I FRY BACON NAKED
@Fry_Bacon_Naked2h
Replying to @UnmitigatedAss @EarlNoahBernsby
Only works of you have immunity, backroom deals, and a mountain of coke.
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Flappr
@flapprdotnet2h
Hockey rules
NESN
@NESN6h
TILT OF THE YEAR 🤯 🥊 Two of the best fighters in the league dropped the mitts and it did not disappoint 🍿 (via @ESPN)
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Billy Beck
@_Billy_Beck_2h
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TheUnmitigatedAss
@UnmitigatedAss2h
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Eve Keneinan 𝛗☦️ن
@EveKeneinan3h
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Conan the Bernsbarian@EarlNoahBernsby3h
Get ready for the next great American family sitcom: Everybody Loves Hunter. Patricia Heaton and Brad Garrett to co-star. Check your TV listings, this Fall!
Hunter Biden
@HunterBiden14h
So not only did a Russian Oligarch connected to Putin pay for Don Jr.s wedding party- they went on a Mongolian honeymoon hunting trip together too. I chose a more traditional family values honeymoon in Hawaii with my wife. (08/26/19)
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Being "nice" robs the learning that comes from adversity.
The People's Therapist 👏Expert👏
@Careerflex3h
If you rescue a child from every consequence, you are not protecting his future. You are spending it.
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