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UnseriousNaijaboy

@Unserious_boy

Full-time troublemaker. Part-time adult. On low battery since birth.

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Joined April 2025
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I’m shaving my eyebrows, joining a mime troop, and only communicating through dance. You think they’ll arrest a man doing the moonwalk in silence?
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Mum: “Stand up. Visitor wan sit.” Visitor sits somewhere else. Na her handbag collect your chair.
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“Na borrow I borrow your slippers. Why you dey greet visitors barefoot?”
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You mistakenly recharge ₦10k. Now somebody sends 😂 on WhatsApp and you call them to laugh back.
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You carry your phone go repair. Repairer: “Who open am?” You: “Na message dem send me.”
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You cover your PIN with both hands. POS man: “Even my charge no dey inside.”
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You said “let’s just greet them and go.” Why is your phone charging behind their TV?
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A group chat will plan a whole holiday and only pay MTN.
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Told the delivery man not to ring the bell. He shouted my name.
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The shirt passed the sniff test. Had to hold it a bit further away.
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Forgot the attachment. Now I’m trying to send the second email fast enough to overtake the first.
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Sending this to the group chat. I’m not getting told off on everyone’s behalf.
i like food (@messedupfoods) profile picturei like food
@messedupfoodsOct 19
This reminds me of the images depicting what a person having a stroke sees
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I practise my Pidgin before I ask the price. I can’t afford to sound like I’ve just landed.
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I gave my brother a lift in 2018. Every argument since has started with “after everything I’ve done for you.”
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@TouchlineXOct 15
🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: Lionel Messi has given 20+ assists for club and country for the 9th calendar year in his career: 2011, 2012, 2014, 2015, 2016, 2018, 2022, 2025, 2026.
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Sent Mum this photo. She said “the blue one.”
i like food (@messedupfoods) profile picturei like food
@messedupfoodsOct 15
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147 goals and the highlights will still start with two minutes of handshakes.
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@TouchlineXOct 15
🚨 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: 147 goals have been scored in what has been played so far of the 26/27 Champions League. This is the highest average in the history of the tournament.
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Miss one staff photo and they’ve already signed your leaving card.
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@TouchlineXOct 15
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: William Saliba is not featured in Arsenal's team picture for this season. Fans got worried, and it was later revealed that the latter had a medical appointment and couldn't make it.
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Uber driver said he’s by the bus. I’ve died twice looking for his number plate.
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@messedupfoodsOct 15
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My cousin’s unbeaten at home too. I always get the controller with the sticky sprint button.
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@TouchlineXOct 15
🚨 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: Bodo Glimt have NOT lost a European match in their stadium in 2026: Wins vs. Manchester City, Inter Milan, Sporting CP, Union Saint Gilloise, NEC, and Borussia Dortmund. They've scored 16 goals and only conceded 4 in those matches.
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Practised how to explain my haircut all the way there. Sat down and said “the usual”. It was my first visit.
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@HumansNoContextOct 15
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Builder says he can’t finish the extension till the previous owner answers his phone.
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@PicturesFoIderOct 15
A farmer in Egypt accidentally discovers the remains of a massive 28 foot statue of Pharaoh Ramesses II, a ruler often linked to the biblical story of Moses
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