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JUST IN: @ArchHimself has submitted a bid to buy OnlyFans for $25,000 in cash
The company is valued at an estimated $8,000,000,000
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Fans have been calling @ArchHimself a sellout ever since sources close to the King family revealed that @shufflecom are paying him £5 for every £1 he stakes. This also explains his sudden return to streaming since he took a prolonged break late last year.
Is Archie a sellout⁉️⁉️
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Fans have been calling @ArchHimself a sellout ever since sources close to the King family revealed that @shufflecom are paying him £5 for every £1 he stakes. This also explains his sudden return to streaming since he took a prolonged break late last year.
Is Archie a sellout⁉️⁉️
The team here at Archie Updates have tortured ourselves into watching hours upon hours of @ArchHimself' content, in the search for missing teen Jay Slater. After many hours we have managed to spot him in the background of one of Archie's vlogs. Does Arch know something we don't??
ALT Jay Slater spotted in Archie Kings vlog
.@ArchHimself reveals that he will be voting for @reformparty_uk in the upcoming UK General Election. He also revealed his plans to become the MP for Lewisham in the near future!
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After waiting over 5 days for his Shopify payout, @ArchHimself has finally been paid. This got the team here at Archie Updates wondering why this took so long, So we reached out to Shopify to find more out.
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.@ArchHimself accidently just went live, from what the Archie Updates team can tell, it looks as if Archie is faking his drop shipping statistics. After around 2 minutes Archie realized and ended stream.
What are your thoughts on this❓❓
ALT Archie faking his drop shipping statistics
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Archie speaks on @YourFellowArab' kidnapping in a, now, deleted tweet.
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If @ArchHimself & @nipsyfn finish in the top 10 of FNCS day one tonight we will give someone a takeaway of their choice. (maximum price of £50)
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Archie and Callum Kings 'Two Kings Podcast" lands the brothers a £250,000 exclusive contract with SoundCloud!
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🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨
@ArchHimself speaks out on what he got up to while sharing a hotel room with @venofn.
What are your thoughts? 👀
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See you at 2pm! @CallumTKing – at Great Yarmouth, England
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@ArchHimself and @CallumTKing have been detained after chucking a brick through a Paddy Power window in Great Yarmouth. Follow to stay updated as this story unfolds. – at Great Yarmouth, England
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.@ArchHimself talks about the time he almost lost his virginity at 23 years old‼️
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.@ArchHimself talks about potentially starting an onlyfans⁉️⁉️
Would you buy it❓❓
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@ArchHimself reveals what he thinks happens after death.
Do you agree with him❓❓
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After a long drive today, @ArchHimself has arrived in Spain.
He sent the team here at Archie Updates LTD this snap!
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