me: how much for that ring arab salesman: $10,000 but for you... $15

He changed his mind over 13 years later. Is that a shocker? You do too. The only difference is yours is publicized on the internet to be critiqued. How does this shit post even get likes?

One-shotted this website with Claude + Gemini...cool, it's AI art with scroll animations. Zero product demo, zero real-world application. One-shot me an actual client site with a booking flow, pricing, and a CMS. Then I'm impressed. You know, the real things we build sites for.

Chart technical analysis is like astrology for men atp

So we can give exit liquidity to pre-IPO share holders ahead of time? Do what Warren Buffet does and never buy IPO's on day 1

Paul brothers bringing WWE type scripts to boxing smh

Which Paul brother robbed us the most? #PaulTyson

Farming engagement by making blatantly wrong and controversial statements. You're a professional rage baiter and also a dumbass.

Girls say “i can change him” like bro did he shit himself

being in your 20s is just going back to liking everything you liked when you were 13 but without being ashamed

When y’all got nothing in common but you vibe

if i say “i’ll let u know” just enjoy ur night

“Yo password weak!” well so is my memory so please let me keep it

imagine your girl tells her group chat “please respect my decision” before sending your picture 😭

Me: That actually looks so damn goo- Gordon Ramsay: Pathetic Me: Pathetic.

Normalise sending memes to stay in touch cause I got nothing to talk about sorry

You're welcome

My toxic trait is thinking I can do this easily

Beatboxers probably have no issue explaining to a mechanic what sound their car is making

Posts like this just remind me that Twitter became what Tumblr used to be

imagine dying at work and the first thing they do is clock u out