Urban Haiku

Just pulled up at home But at the end of the road I see the police #haiku #poetry #urbanhaiku #cops #police #home #needtocheckthescannerpage #muskegon #michigan #puremichigan #watchmuskegongo

Rocks and minerals There were more than expected Holland rock expo #poetry #urbanhaiku #haiku #rocks #minerals #fossils #holland #expo #notmuskegon #michigan

He's gonna get you Chasing you inside and out Walmart parking lot #haiku #urbanhaiku #poetry #walmart #henrystreet #whydoilivehere #chase #kidnap #parkinglot #grabbingpeople #muskegon #michigan #watchmuskegongo #puremichigan

Large rusty circle I guess it's called The Portal It also lights up #haiku #poetry #urbanhaiku #downtown #theportal #circle #itlightsup #downtownmuskegon #muskegon #michigan #watchmuskegongo #puremichigan #stargate

No haiku today. Just a kitten. #nohaiku #nopoetry #heavencanwait #petco #petadoption #artemis #kitten

Go to the lakes mall Not for shopping, the malls dead But cars for cancer #haiku #poetry #urbanhaiku #carshow #camero #carsforcancer #laborday #stilldontknowifgrampswon #thelakesmall #deadmalls #muskegon #michigan #watchmuskegongo #puremichigan

I love my players There is so much nonsense though Why are they like this #haiku #urbanhaiku #poetry #dungeonsanddragons #nonsense #dnd #pyramids #fun #ttrpg #dungeonmaster #warrats #muskegon #michigan #puremichigan #watchmuskegongo

The sky is orange Driving to daycare it's black The weather's spooky #haiku #urbanhaiku #poetry #weather #sky #orange #black #storm #rain #muskegon #michigan #puremichigan #watchmuskegongo

Why is it so hot There is no reason for this It's global warming #haiku #poetry #urbanhaiku #heat #heatadvisory #toohot #globalwarming #climatechange #michigan #muskegon #puremichigan #watchmuskegongo

Can you move your car I guess they call that working Just get a new sign #haiku #urbanhaiku #poetry #pizza #sign #itneverworks #foreverlunch #wheredidhego #muskegon #michigan #watchmuskegongo #puremichigan

Dinner with my man Steak rice spinach it was good Surprise engagement #haiku #urbanhaiku #poetry #dinner #datenight #Engagement #imgettingmarried #ilovehim #muskegon #michigan #puremichigan #watchmuskegongo

For the big ice cream North Muskegon go to Norms Big serving sizes #haiku #urbanhaiku #poetry #icecream #normsicecream #big #playground #muskegon #northmuskegon #michigan #puremichigan #watchmuskegongo

On 31 North Trying to get to daycare Instead, traffic jam #haiku #urbanhaiku #poetry #itscoffeetime #lateforwork #cops #copsblockingtheroad #northmuskegon #itstooearlyforthis #traffic #notmoving #michigan #puremichigan #watchmuskegongo

Why are you yelling There's no need to be this rude Customer service #haiku #poetry #urbanhaiku #customerservice #optical #optician #peoplearemean #imtryingtohelp #stopyelling #michigan #muskegon #watchmuskegongo #puremichigan

Damn, it's been a week Oh wait, it's only Tuesday Can we start over #haiku #urbanhaiku #poetry #whenitrainsitpours #longassweek #itsonlytuesday #tuesday #imoverit #canwestartover #michigan #puremichigan #muskegon #watchmuskegongo

Hot day, sandy shore We were supposed to meet here She lost cell service #haiku #urbanhaiku #poetry #westillhungout #friends #shessocute #beach #lakemichigan #greatlakes #michigan #muskegon #puremichigan #watchmuskegongo

Staring at the sky Instantly they start to dig What's in the bucket #haiku #urbanhaiku #poetry #sky #airplane #driveway #digging #rake #bucket #mystery #muskegon #michigan #watchmuskegongo #puremichigan

When you need things fresh Fruits, vegetables, bread The farmers market #haiku #poetry #farmersmarket #urbanhaiku #muskegon #downtown #fruit #vegetables #bread #watchmuskegongo #michigan #puremichigan

Driving down the street But where to lawnmower man In Muskegon Heights #haiku #poetry #urbanhaiku #lawnmower #man #lawnmowerman #muskegon #michigan #watchmuskegongo #puremichigan #theheights

We should play a game New players always welcome Dungeons and Dragons #poetry #haiku #urbanhaiku #dnd #dungeonsanddragons #dice #dungeonmaster #player #thegriffinsquest #watchmuskegongo #puremichigan #muskegon #michigan #downtown