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okay, i'll be a moron and work for the US federal minimum wage.
magically, i pay nothing for housing and my food cost is zero. every dollar i earn, i invest. i also magically gain 10% annually.
after ten of these magic years, i have...still less than today's median home price.
>be trump
>attack iran
>watch gas prices double
>sign a peace treaty that leaves iran BETTER off
>declare victory
here's punch going for the rebound but somehow hitting malik brown's throat, no call.
TCU should have had MORE fouls assessed.
does #creashingtheeconomy make people stop caring that you're in the #epsteinfiles ?
trump is such a pussy. tariffs are supposed to bring manufacturing back to america. i don't think they magically did that in two days.
china relatiated and trump backed down.
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Time to knock the dust off this one given they’re talking about to war with Iran.
is there an updated #palisadesfire perimeter map? the one at @CALFIRE_PIO is eight hours old
.@dnc "let's run the same play we ran in 2016, where we anoint someone and make the primaries meaningless!"
In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com
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there were nearly two mass shootings per day in 2023 but yeah, let’s ban tiktok
