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uterus

@Uterus

sorry not sorry

Joined August 2012
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i like to think of you all as my hostages :)
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@uterus get yo shit together
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@janakeys i always fund that rubbing your stomach and moaning "i'm bleeeeeeeding" is a fun cute way to approach boys so keep it up
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tfw you get caught out massaging your aching period boobs in public
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4 halloween i'm just gon hand childern boxes of pads and whisper "1ce a month until you're 50" bcos that's th spookiest thing i can think of
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cute #halloween idea: thevelvetrocket.files.wordpr…
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There's a reason it's uterUS not uterME, because when I suffer, we ALL suffer.
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BABIES ARE UTERUS GENIES. THEY GRANT ONE WISH AND THEN MAKE IT A LOT HARDER TO REALIZE THE REST OF YOUR WISHES
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Q: which social media platform is the most appropriate for me to bitch about my period troubles on? A: LinkedIn
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Lol sozi jc
“@FemalePains: Are you intimidating? This will tell you: imgpic.co/11h1jxM#sp” Um pls stop because #feminism
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I favourite all ur h8 tweets because ur resentment only makes me stronger
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@uterus you have to let up sometime
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@ItsCharlieSwift Because I am indiscriminate in my vengeance, no exceptions, no mercy.
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@ZebracornsRBest Yikes! Sorry!
@ZebracornsRBest @Uterus The one time it's not hate mail and it's from a dude :( I'll take it where I can get it though.
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