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Some days you’re the dog, some days you’re the fire hydrant.

Joined September 2011
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Carson Wentz football is not going well so far.
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Time to tone it down. More practice less social media planning.
Angel Reese. Shaq. Paul Skenes. Kevin Costner. Lane Kiffin brought out the Avengers for the Tiger Walk 😭🔥
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Big football games today. Notre Dame Miami Tennessee Kentucky Georgia Ole Miss LSU BAMA HOLY WAR (BYU Utah) #SeparationSaturday
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The family picture is hilarious. Tiger keeps his head on a swivel around his ex-wife. PTSD from her golf swing.
🚨🏌️🐅 #LOOK — Tiger Woods was in attendance to celebrate Charlie’s signing with FSU. Tiger looks fit and ready for a comeback 👀
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Cowboys owner Jerry Jones on @1053thefan on the criticism of him not paying top dollar for coaches: “I drill wells. I have five wells going right now that cost more than any coach.”
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It’s crazy how majority of people will not understand how insane this is 😭😭
Still the wildest thing I’ve ever seen someone do with a football
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🤖 Made with AI
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Pops has left town.
Lakers announce Bronny James and Cameron Carr have been assigned to the Coachella Valley Lakers Their season begins on Friday
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Froholdt was literally dribbling Caleb Downs 💀
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Kinda crazy for Kirby to be implying what he is implying here publicly But he’s right
Listen to this full answer from Kirby Smart on health issues plaguing the SEC. “We haven’t played the 9th game yet so we’ve played as many as we would’ve normally played … Everybody’s practicing less, but everyone’s getting injured more, it doesn't make sense.” “(Players) were definitely hungrier (in the past).” “I look at how physical those practices were in ‘21 & ‘22. We can’t get close to that now.” “A lot of these guys, honestly, make more than I made until I was 40.”
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This is the good stuff.
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The private jet that went down just miles from Mar-a-Lago had 9 people on board, according to the FAA. The plane crashed in a residential area near Cresthaven, Florida. The aircraft had departed from Austin-Bergstrom International Airport in Texas and was on its way to North Eleuthera Airport in the Bahamas when it crashed. According to the New York Post, the plane took a "sharp right turn" before nosediving into the ground from about 8,000 feet. The plane is a $2 million Learjet 60, according to the Post. Witnesses on the ground say the crash sounded like a missile.
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Maybe a 3rd
How much do you think the Colts could trade Sauce Gardner for today?
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Holy fucking shit. The most insane footage of the incident in Palm Beach. Never seen anything like this before in my life.
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The coolest thing about Cig is that in moments like this, he talks about the game like the guy at the bar who’s six Crown and Cokes in. But he’s the coach.
The Curt Cignetti postgame interview with CBS reporter Jenny Dell, capped off by Baby Ruth candy bars. 🏈🎙️
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Jerry Jones after Cowboys’ OT loss to Cardinals (per FOX broadcast)
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Mrs Irsay about 2 fire some more ppl.
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This is flat out hilarious. I mean that is the most innocent slip up of all time. JT to the Seahawks I guess
Huh??????????????????
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Victory formation for the Colts in Jacksonville Hell yeah.
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Imagine being a 17yo kid. You're down 5 with 3.8 seconds left in the State Championship. Then this happens
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