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Vinnie Bartilucci

@VBartilucci

Freelance pontificator - witty but questionably researched opinions for a reasonable fee

 Lehigh Valley, PA
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Joined February 2009
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Precisely nobody gets the reference to @WrenSinclairWWE's catch phrase. But I do. Somebody in @WWENXT saw Cold Turkey.
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Three sizes of potato cakes at @Arbys - which one is the large? Wrong.
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Hilariously, there's a row of these waiting to come on line at my local @WeisMarkets, with a big "coming soon" sign on them. businessinsider.com/instacar…
Instacart calls it quits on technology it hailed as 'the future of grocery shopping'

Instacart calls it quits on technology it hailed as 'the future of grocery shopping'

Instacart to discontinue Caper smart carts by 2027, investing in growth initiatives after board's costly approval of this strategic shift.

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@hellobellbrosOct 28
Jimmy Stewart and zombies, mashed up the old fashioned way. Our short film It’s a Wonderful Night of the Living Dead took a year to make, ended up playing in a few Oscar-qualifying film festivals, and is now available to watch from your toilet.
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Awesome - @buildabear lost my autistic daughter's birthday order. Got an emailed receipt, they can't find a thing. Disappointing.
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.@xkcd gets name dropped in this @CNN article. cnn.com/2026/10/23/tech/ai-c…
The biggest-ever internet security threat has been known for 22 years. AI made it a crisis in 2...

The biggest-ever internet security threat has been known for 22 years. AI made it a crisis in 2...

In July 2004, security researcher Stefan Esser sent a warning.

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Surprising but deserved.
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@ToonHiveOct 23
‘Batwheels’ has quietly been renewed for Season 4, premiering November 27th on HBO Max. The series is set to surpass 100 episodes, making it the longest-running Batman animated series by episode count.
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It seems like there's something missing from the new @CNN website design. It feels so weird not having a headline section.
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It's fun when @BestBuy tells you an order is arriving next day, only to tell me it's been delayed two weeks (but still arriving via doordash) but if I go to the website, the item it at my local store and if I order it again, I can have it tomorrow.
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I don't believe I've ever heard @ByronSaxton with some bass in his voice. #MitB
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@razzle1337Oct 6
⚡ Giveaway! ⚡️ Repost + Like + Follow to win this Kamen Rider My-th set, including DX My-th Driver Special Narikiri Set, Datt Action Figure and Datt Rider Hero Figure! Fans outside US can enter, but must pay shipping! Giveaway ends 10/10!
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Hey @Arbys here's a puzzle. Three sizes of potato cakes on the menu - which one is the large?
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That was some SPECTACULAR editing. Props to whoever took that bump, cause it sure wasn't Jacob.
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JACOB FATU HAS BEEN RUN OVER BY A CAR 🤯🤯 WHAT HAS MS. PARKER DONE!?!?!?!?!
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.@Lous_Lagoon two and a half hours in on the Switch2 version and I can no longer return to Lou's Island to finish the Stranger Stranding quest. The game bombs out as it tries to load the island. Doesn't matter if I fly there of auto-pilot - game dumps as it tries to load.
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Alas, @RitasItalianIce is back to making Not-quite larges again...
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It's been months and nobody seems to know why the @pepsi guy won't/ can't bring sufficient stock to my local @WeisMarkets .
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Dear @tcm - I know you're programming a day of Dolly Parton movies as we speak. But don't put it on right away. Run it on September 25th. 9/25
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I wonder if @TheBillyWest remembers the time The Wife and I met him at a press event for the premiere of Doug, Rugrats, and Ren and Stimpy? vbartilucci.tumblr.com/post/…
That time we met Billy West at a Nickelodeon event.

That time we met Billy West at a Nickelodeon event.

When Nick premiered their three Sunday cartoons (Doug, Rugrats, and Ren and Stimpy) they had a somewhat sparsely attended press event in NYC. The Wife and I found seats and waited for the show to...

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Flock Camera CEO Asks Americans to “Compromise” on Privacy After Growing Backlash share.google/TsOiEzkvBxksqYG… Oh, that'll go over well...

Flock Camera CEO Asks Americans to “Compromise” on Privacy After Growing Backlash

Flock Safety Chief Executive Officer Garrett Langley is calling for a public compromise on mass surveillance as citizens, courts, and local governments push back against automated license plate...

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.@subsdroplet is doing a staggering job of translating the puns and jokes of the finishing moves and other dialogue for #Omegahorn I'd love to know what the literal names are, and how good the wordplay is in the original Japanese.
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