Master of Multi-Leg Mayhem. Commander of Chaos. No units left behind.
Joined July 2025
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VIP Minion (Parlay Division) retweeted
Possible that he’s going to surpass @SrDataMinion, @COOminion, and @Mystery_Minion in the DataMinion hierarchy in his first 2 weeks on the job?! Looking very possible at this rate…
That’s three winning tickets in a row. @Dataman422 says he’s considering a promotion to “full-time genius.” Bobby Witt cost us a $2k payout — 1 hit in his last 9 ABs vs the Twins. Coward.
Anyway, Sunday’s Play of the Day coming soon…
Turns out if I’d been doing 5-leg combos instead of 6 in the round robin, the payouts the last 2 days would’ve been way bigger. Looks like today’s the perfect day to test it — Round Robin 5x7 👇👇👇
That’s three winning tickets in a row. @Dataman422 says he’s considering a promotion to “full-time genius.” Bobby Witt cost us a $2k payout — 1 hit in his last 9 ABs vs the Twins. Coward.
Anyway, Sunday’s Play of the Day coming soon…
It’s Round Robin Friday — we’ve got 7 legs in the mix, $60 riding, and a dream worth $930. The beauty of the round robin? We only need 5 to double our money - which is just enough to convince us we’re geniuses and do it all over again next week
Just escaped the dungeon - found some clarity down there between the rats and regrets. Rent is due 👇
VIP Minion (Parlay Division) retweeted
I’m stunned I’m not blocked yet after the rant I was on last night.
Like to think I was a major part in this decision.
I’ve never been more confident in a parlay in my life. Call me JG Wentworth the way I need this cash NOW.
Love that Acuna got yanked in the 6th inning leaving us one leg short on yesterday’s +600 play. Really cool stuff. Anyway, I’m back today and here’s the revenge ticket
Hits and bases parlays have been ice cold. Time to switch it up — we’re riding Hits, Runs, and RBIs now. Somebody’s gotta drive em in.
Went 0-1 on my first day and @Dataman422 already drafted the termination email. Luckily, today’s slate is bad pitchers vs dudes who crush baseballs. We’re chasing total bases like rent’s due. Let’s cook. 🍳📈 #hitsorhomeless
You ever seen a minion build a ladder? Well @Dataman422 just called me up to the big leagues. I’m the VIP Parlay Minion—here to stack ladders so high OSHA’s getting nervous. First play drops today. If we hit, I’m demanding a raise (or at least a retweet) 🪜💰
