𝐓𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐓𝐔𝐁𝐄

Soldier Boy "If you're gonna act hysterical, I'm gonna slap you like I'm Connery." ms. ind. slight canon. the boys rp. bi. ships w/ heavy chem only. semi disc. not jensen ackles

He's tired and wants to get drunk off his ass

♡ for a starter (may be selective)

We all have your back then

I'll kick his ass if he looks at you

Say it louder

Someone shotgun this doobie with me

I'd rather not

Bastard wins every time

Where's fish breath? I have a gift for him

Pops the other's hand so his phone falls to the ground, causing Ben to snicker.

Almond joy . . . SHUT THE FUCK UP

He was summoned?

I'm sorry, I thought you were gay???

I'll rip your damn guts out through your gills, or would you like that too much?

Shut. Up.

Shut up

You're still talking?

You wish