@VR0FFLINE

formerly @VR0NLINE | slowly following back my old mutuals | just chilling | 23 & 5'9

Joined October 2020
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I will never have a carrd or whatever it is teens link in their bios to share all their vulnerabilities with total strangers. you all will just have to infer my mental illnesses from my tweets
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sorry I didn't tweet for a year I had better things to do
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I'm getting mansplained to about u boats on stream rn
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I'm in Chicago for gayass sweetie reasons
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if you're in Chicago and I know you and you'd like to hang out DM me and I'll try not to forget to check them
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love seeing how goony Twitter people are in real life
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they tell u that u have to "suffer for your art" but what they don't tell u is that sometimes that suffering is "almost dying because you said 'd-cup chopra' out loud to yourself in the shower and started laughing so hard you slipped and almost bashed your head open"
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don't remember if I posted this on here already but if I did then y'all gonna see it again cuz it took me like 3 years to get around to finishing this sweater and damn I'm proud of myself
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whats going on in here
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I love forgetting to check Twitter for months at a time. how y'all been
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mushroom car 🍄 🚙
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don't know what I expected
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these are M44 "Coyote Getters", ranchers demand the Feds plant these all over the West. they're covered in canine bait scent, and if you or your poor dog pull or trip over this, a cloud of cyanide gas is shot out
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rooster on the loose in my neighborhood
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my sister tried to coax it down from a tree but he flew across the road and and then over a fence covered in blackberry vines so we can't reach him but can still hear him crowing every couple minutes lol
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you can have chickens but not roosters around here so her theory is that somebody just dumped him on the street bc they didn't want to deal with it. smh. people wanna play farmer but when the time comes to chop something's head off in your driveway they make it our problem
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new intrusive thought genre: thinking about which parts of songs I'm listening to could be edited & mashed up & turned into viral TikTok sounds for teens to make insufferable videos with
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it's getting to be so hot out I'm thinking about getting a kidney stolen just so I'd get to wake up in a bathtub full of ice
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I'm sure I'm not the first person to make this joke but now that I tweet for my pals and not 13 thousand people I don't care anymore lol
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I told my mom I got a snakeskin skirt & depeche mode shirt thrift shopping & she said she hates how the 80s are vintage now & I told her the 2000s are considered vintage now & she just sighed
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