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Jacob Chamberlain

@ValArmor09

Writer | Toothpick Enthusiast | He/Him

Joined May 2014
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayorNov 3
Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VPNov 2
We got your back, New York!
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Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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average Jo@JoLegweakOct 17
Me when Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes finish their set
semisanesingleone (@raeasunshineee) profile picturesemisanesingleone@raeasunshineeeOct 17
that shit was jizz
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LPC
@landpalestineAug 8
When CNN asked Abdul El-Sayed if Israel has a right to exist, he said: "Nobody ever asks me whether Palestine has a right to exist. Israel exists. A better question is: “Does Israel have a right to our tax dollars?"
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayorJul 22
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayorJul 4
Happy Fourth of July, New York City
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klb "fiancaefy" hanes@sandia_jugosaJun 7
Goldilocks in ajr be like: One bowl, hot for me One bowl, cold for me One bowl, right for me And i eat it so easily
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Wandz@Yewande92Jun 4
the tourists moaning want to say THIS WOMAN is just some woman? like she is not the core emotional heatbeat of the norse saga. JESUS CHRIST
helia (@cIoudgf) profile picturehelia@cIoudgfJun 3
thinking of fayetos & how gow ragnarök gave us “to grieve deeply is to have loved fully” which moved me so much
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aunt baby binky@yagirlnandsMar 19
pretending idgaf about the vampire lestat so it comes out faster
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gianmarco
@GianmarcoSoresiFeb 9
The most conservative people you know would never watch anything over the Bad Bunny halftime show bc they enjoy hating art much more than they’re capable of loving it
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evan loves worf
@esjesjesjJan 26
Because it’s extremely anti worker and very pro rich evil guy
JB (@JasonBotterill) profile pictureJB
@JasonBotterillJan 26
why does being pro-AI feel like a right-wing stance now
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vic 🇵🇸@assadkisser21 Dec 2025
i love vince gilligan so much 😭😭😭
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As of today, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
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CBS News
@CBSNews5 Nov 2025
Starbucks unionized workers say they plan to strike on Nov. 13 — when the coffee chain will hold its annual Red Cup Day promotion — unless the company finalizes a labor contract by that date. cbsn.ws/3LoUqYA
Starbucks unionized workers say they'll strike on Nov. 13 if coffee giant doesn't finalize contract

Starbucks unionized workers say they'll strike on Nov. 13 if coffee giant doesn't finalize contract

Union members say they are ready to strike on the chain's Red Cup Day if Starbucks doesn't finalize a contract with their union by then.

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K.
@IbaraEleven7 Nov 2025
Crazy these guys think they’re actually entitled to having a representative on speed dial just because they’re rich and so used to it.
More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS) profile pictureMore Perfect Union
@MorePerfectUS7 Nov 2025
Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
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NewsWire
@NewsWire_US5 Nov 2025
MAMDANI WINS NEW YORK CITY MAYORAL RACE — PROJECTION
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lyndaisy ☆@lynasdf24 Oct 2025
this is like winning the pissing yourself competition
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"My concern is not artificial intelligence, but natural stupidity."
DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilm25 Oct 2025
Guillermo del Toro says “I’d rather die” than use generative AI “My concern is not artificial intelligence, but natural stupidity. I think that's what drives most of the world's worst features” (Source: npr.org/2025/10/23/nx-s1-557…)
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Merriam-Webster
@MerriamWebster21 Oct 2025
This is smart, intelligent, wise, savvy, astute, shrewd, clever, sharp, brilliant.
still evil mizzy (@teacupssandtime) profile picturestill evil mizzy@teacupssandtime19 Oct 2025
imagine using ai to write instead of just keeping this tab open the whole time
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🟡 The tumboy 🟡@TheTumboy9 Oct 2025
it’s funny that the main argument for AI is usually not that it’s good or useful, just that it’s inevitable so we might as well learn to live with it. even its advocates talk about it like it’s a plague
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caitie delaney@caitiedelaney7 Oct 2025
AI uses up all our water. Increases energy costs. Makes us dumber. Allows corporations to obliterate jobs. Further obfuscates reality when we need the truth more than ever. But yeah keep asking it to write your little emails because you’re too lazy
More Perfect Union (@MorePerfectUS) profile pictureMore Perfect Union
@MorePerfectUS7 Oct 2025
Meta, OpenAI, and Oracle have collectively announced plans to spend more than $1 trillion on data centers in the next several years.
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