last time i order something from quince. what the heck is this delivery photo??? i’ve never seen this corner in my LIFE i want my sunglasses!!!
currently at a beautiful overlook near sedona and some old man is talking about how he’s going to AI the photo he just took i am going to jump
idk if it’s my lexapro or how much I hate AI or what but all I wanna do lately is be alone in nature
i tried on some eyeliner at ulta yesterday and i have scrubbed with makeup remover, washed my hands so many times, showered, IT WON’T COME OFF
walking out of work and following a burger smell into a bar where i order a kid’s cheeseburger and a water
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i knew a girl that grew up in manhattan that could only fall asleep watching seinfeld. fascinating. like a woman from the amazon who had to fall asleep listening to the ambient sounds of her own jungle: bird calls, frogs, and so on.
september was a quadruple-decker vampire weekend sandwich with jeff rosenstock bread and a side of hurt shoulder
i actually am so sick of affordable hobby items being called “beginner.” it’s dehumanizing when you’ve been doing a thing for decades but can’t afford the best advanced versions.
i once dated a guy who brought a costco-level bundle of bananas to school and ate them all. when he had breakfast with my family he ate all of our toast. he also constantly did backflips and gave me hepatitis
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the other day i saw a waymo with only little kids. like the mom really just put them in the robot car and said alright have fun at karate
