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Joined December 2009
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Whether you agreed with him or not, Charlie Kirk is dead purely because some people didn't like what he had to say. That should outrage every single one of us.
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Taping a comedy special for Open Bar… so excited❤️
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I have been trying to clean up some of the excess promotional emails in my inbox for months and came to this conclusion….the “unsubscribe button” on email, works as effectively as the “Do not Call” list for cell phones. I’m disappointed in myself for actually being surprised.
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I don’t really have anything to say right now but I just want to part of Twitter again, so some dumbass doesn’t think I’m boycotting.
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Here a bot…there a bot…everywhere a bot bot #ifuckingknewit
“I can’t hardly wait for them to make another Batman Movie” No Woman Ever
I've less than 15mins. to say: Good #SaturdayMorning TwitterVerse! (Again) Yeah, most of u were asleep, the 1st time. 😊 #WeNeedMoreHeroesLike Comedy AsBroughtToUsInAVarietyOfWays - @ValarieStorm Monica Piper - linked, below. 👇🏿No"@"Name.👇🏿 youtu.be/opFBN9vl0QY @JulieScoggins
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Well, well, well…I think I’m about to like Twitter a whole lot more. #goelonmusk
This young man means the world to me and has some mad skills. Go to his Instagram, follow, then watch for yourself #quarterback instagram.com/qb1_zac?utm_me…
The new conundrum… Carpooling or Social Distancing? #ultimatefirstworldproblem
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@ValarieStorm - Thank you! UShouldRunForPresident, & GetAll TheStatesTogether. TheClip👇🏿From B 4 Interview @comednDRichards IsHilarious. 1st, States, ThenCrowd Work, TheDickJokesEscalateCrowd Work. Genius. I LoveTheBonding OverClubOwners. Awesome Coaching. youtu.be/57upVbv8ZH0
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Between sweat and humidity.... wearing a mask in Florida is like slowly waterboarding yourself all day.
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Since everybody seems to be working from home, I’m guessing Jake from State Farm has lost the khakis. #takingcareofbusinessinhisboxers
The new iPhone 12 is debuting, and they got rid the Face ID feature....that was good call. #maskedfrustration
When they announced they were cancelling the local fireworks show this year, I knew they had seriously under estimated Floridians. My neighbors did not disappoint. Biggest, most exciting, anxiety ridden show I’ve ever seen... please don’t burn my house down. Happy 4th
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I’m underdressed even for home office standards. #casualfridayeveryday
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So excited! Join us Saturday night for another comedy show with @natebargatze @montyfranklin and @ValarieStorm with @pagefox46!
I can’t wait to see 2020 in hindsight