I like to exhibit my work on the flesh of my enemies. teapawt.net/artomatic/status/84278…
Its peak bloom season.
...and by bloom I mean the mushroom cloud of blood about to explode from your skull.
See ya later alligator!
...and by later I mean when you come back for the body you stuffed under this log to tenderize it... too soon?
I don't see the problem. teapawt.net/McVladie/status/740230…
Everyone knows Marilyn Monroe is dead, right?
Stop wishing her a happy birthday you self-obsessed neanderthals.
I'm not body shaming you. I'm just trying to figure out what size cake pan I'm gonna need... TO COOK AND EAT YOU.
The flexibility is strong with this one. teapawt.net/mimobot/status/7249726…
Stay hard. Stay puft. #gangster RT @Khallion: So... This is the view from my hotel window. #C2E2 #Chicago teapawt.net/Khallion/status/591567…
Today's Horoscope: You are a moron who will find truth in anything and twist it to apply to your meaningless life.
#muppetswithguns RT @thinkgeek: Come to the Dark Side... they have Muppets! #SWCA #StarWars #StarWarsCelebration
Instead of saving people, Super Domos eat them. RT @soawkwardshow: #batmanvssuperman teapawt.net/soawkwardshow/status/5…









