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Pontist & pluviophile - aka from Oregon. Aries AF. ♈️ Believer✝️. DOGS are the best PEOPLE.❤️🐾🐶

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It doesn’t matter which side is running the country. The rich get richer. The lazy live for free, and the middle class picks up the tab for their whole life.
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Tired of the election map? The yellow states are the states where you can legally own an otter.
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Sufferin’ Succotash!
Today, @USAttyPirro announced that Strand Book Store, Inc. has agreed to pay $1,482,560 because the New York City bookstore violated the False Claims Act by improperly applying for and receiving a second draw loan under the Paycheck Protection Program (PPP) for which it was not eligible. Strand was ineligible because Senator Ron Wyden’s wife was the owner.  justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/stran…
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Today, @USAttyPirro announced that Strand Book Store, Inc. has agreed to pay $1,482,560 because the New York City bookstore violated the False Claims Act by improperly applying for and receiving a second draw loan under the Paycheck Protection Program (PPP) for which it was not eligible. Strand was ineligible because Senator Ron Wyden’s wife was the owner.  justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/stran…
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Remember when we used to see commercials for chewing gum, lunch meat, and peanut butter instead of pharmaceuticals and insurance companies? Those were good times.
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Niles: Her lips said, “no,” but her eyes said, "read my lips.”
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THIS
Contrary to popular belief on this god forsaken app, it is possible for a woman to consent to an encounter with two partners but to withhold consent when a new group of men enter the room or when 57 more are invited in a group chat. That feels pretty obvious unless you believe women are freely conquerable once they breach your standards of modesty.
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Contrary to popular belief on this god forsaken app, it is possible for a woman to consent to an encounter with two partners but to withhold consent when a new group of men enter the room or when 57 more are invited in a group chat. That feels pretty obvious unless you believe women are freely conquerable once they breach your standards of modesty.
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Our culture is so pornsick that we actually have to explain to otherwise thinking people why referring to a human being as “free pussy” (like she’s an appetizer to pass around during happy hour) is dehumanizing and degrading. 😳
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girl to girl: sometimes you’ll find an old picture of yourself and suddenly realize you were actually beautiful during a time when you spent so much energy criticizing yourself.
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I love emojis as much as the next guy but what is with chatgpt’s total overuse of them?
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The @Mariners just announced "Jimothy Night," happening at T-Mobile Park next Weds (8/5) Fans who buy through the team's ticket special link will get a Mariners x Jimothy t-shirt. The first 20,000 fans will also score an exclusive Jimothy Rookie Card, with several being chase cards (1 of 1 gold, 1 of 100 silver, 1 of 500 shiny blue, 1 of 2,000 numbered) Farmers Insurance is sponsoring the themed evening. Last Friday, some Mariners players wore custom Jimothy t-shirts during batting practice ahead of their game against the Rangers. The team told @FOS that the source of the shirts was Julio Rodriguez, who passed them out in the clubhouse.
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Just a quick reminder that they arrested this guy for paddleboarding alone in the ocean during Covid while Anthony Fauci had dinner with Jake Tapper and his wife in DC and Gavin Newsome hosted a party with friends in California.
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TA respecting the behind-the-scenes as they always do. ❤️
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