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Suburban courts & crime for @phillyinquirer. Reformed Pocono hillbilly. Ex-@hartfordcourant columnist. RIP @PhillyDailyNews. Powered by recycled parts.

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Joined February 2011
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If you’re a man and you’re struggling right now - just remember nobody cares and it gets worse. Cheers.
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Don’t go to this guy’s house.
Large candy bars are the considered the holy grail, but giving them out on Halloween missed the point of the holiday, @ibogost argued in 2017: theatln.tc/0pZou0zj
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I saw a post about how our children will remember the little rituals we create, the songs we play, the meals we cook, and how safe they felt being themselves. And it made me think about what a huge responsibility it is to create a home inside someone’s memory. What a privilege to have chosen this. I think that’s what parenting is. Understanding the weight of the responsibility and taking it on proudly.
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Being a dad is just telling yourself “it’s been an expensive month, we’ll get back on track next month” over and over again until you die
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Best way to group up, in between the beatings.
The average WASP could not comprehend the average Catholic Italian-American household
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My uncle died last night. Went in for surgery on his heart stint but he didn’t look good so my cousin said “pull the plug.” An hour later he sat up, signed himself out, went to the bar with his friends, got plastered then DIED. True Midwestern Irish Man died doing what he loved.
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we're so cooked
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Would love to know who falls it the “To some” camp. Should probably check their hard drives.
To some, Chris Hansen of “To Catch a Predator” is an overzealous TV hack, thrilled to ruin the lives of people who never so much as touched a child. To fans of TruBlu, his online crime-themed network, Hansen is a crusader against evil. wapo.st/4iMNWkR
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Back bay flooding on 9th Ave in North Wildwood.
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I spent most of my life in the Northeast Italian-Irish motherland. Wouldn’t have it any other way.
Most common White ethnicity by U.S. county.
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Nah, we’re good.
Gen Zers are fleeing NYC faster than any other US metro - flocking to a city just 90 miles away trib.al/DOGWSre
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Vinny Vella retweeted
Yo @PhillyMayor my bad put the trash out early (gotta work late tn) tell “officer” Sweep Howard (get a real name) to chill. Also lmk what department I call to get the new shantytown being built on Delaware ave checked. Make sure the structure is good for the new fentanyl cave.
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Vinny Vella retweeted
I'd have said the same thing about Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura if I also had gone to school over Zoom
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Vinny Vella retweeted
You’ll never believe what happened to the chicken man in Philly last night
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Zymire Hughes was wanted by @PhillyPolice for terrorizing citizens in Center City Phila. @USMS_Philly and the USMS Nevada Violent Offender Task Force arrested Hughes at 8pm in Las Vegas, Nevada. He is being held in the Clark County Detention Center waiting extradition back to PA.
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Vinny Vella retweeted
Being really into baseball feels closer to being into trains or military history than it does following other sports. That's not a judgement but an observation.
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Vinny Vella retweeted
There is no clearer example of the gap between the Beach Boys and the Beatles than the fact that John Lennon was so evil that he inspired a peaceful man to kill him, while Dennis Wilson invited a serial killer into his home and he didn't kill any of them, not even bald Mike Love
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