@Vende265

Funny me

 Zomba Sanbonan
Joined November 2022
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If you're bringing one back,"who could that be?".
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My prayer to all hustlers living abroad. May y'all never return home as cargo🙏🏾
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These guys don't even care about us man. Whether they win or lose, they keep getting paid every fortnight and live their better lives. Lemme focus on myself!
Manchester United
@ManUtd21h
Full-time.
Full-time: United 0 Bournemouth 3.

ALT Full-time: United 0 Bournemouth 3.

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GHIZO🇲🇼@Ghizo7218h
SAUCYBITES IS BACK IN THE CAPITAL! 📅 29 November 2026 📍 Lota, Area 43 | ⏰ 4 PM 🎟️ Early Bird: MK60,000 Regular: MK75,000 from November. 🎫 Get your tickets now: 🔗 Kwenda: kwenda.co/su/oceannoir 🔗 Ulizinga: ulinzinga.com/ev-70garwfd
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Vende@Vende2657h
Unakanika kumupasa jasamah 1million, umat umpase 100k koma anyamule cheque cha 1 million.... Zoba iwe 💔
@IKK@IKK_Sem_O_SemOct 25
Today I blessed a certain young man to start a small scale business, I told him “We all started from the scratch, stay focused you will grow “. Paja ine masiku ano mokhala mwanga ndi M’madzi.. #Gringo.#Get Money Clique 💰.#Sem O Sem !!Today
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Vende@Vende2657h
Malawian Police patrol deployment is messed up, why assigning a male and female police officer to the same post on night shift?
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Me after she finishes telling me her rape story
Lepokisi@Bhokisi_Oct 25
Me after she tells me about a tragedy in her family
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Akumashowana?
Vende@Vende2657h
Malawian Police patrol deployment is messed up, why assigning a male and female police officer to the same post on night shift?
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Malawian Police patrol deployment is messed up, why assigning a male and female police officer to the same post on night shift?
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MELVIN@Mphwathu20h
Bsc in Medical Laboratory Sciences Second Class Upper bagged Praise be to God🥳🥳
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Unakanika kumupasa jasamah 1million, umat umpase 100k koma anyamule cheque cha 1 million.... Zoba iwe 💔
@IKK@IKK_Sem_O_SemOct 25
Today I blessed a certain young man to start a small scale business, I told him “We all started from the scratch, stay focused you will grow “. Paja ine masiku ano mokhala mwanga ndi M’madzi.. #Gringo.#Get Money Clique 💰.#Sem O Sem !!Today
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Big timeee
Medicine Priest💊⏳@Big_SpudRxOct 25
I swear that Krazie G nigga is a crazy lyrist eeeeh shout out🔥🚀
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Offset and Cardi B were the wildest couple when they dated no lie
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How can you make your whole existence about causing pain in other people’s relationships. She carefully narrates in her tweets how these married men are her target audience and how she advises the wives to just let it be. How can a fellow woman be this cruel to another woman?
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iPhone users be like; ”Tapita ukayime pa Dzuwapo “ 😂🤣💔 📸
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Koma kumucheka galu pamimba chifukwa wadya matemba was a bit extreme 😩
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+1💃🏾
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Replying to @Siwinda_Jnr @GalKendall
The guy ain't her type but the food is😂😂😂
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Replying to @GalKendall
Thats why you cant post the man who took these photos
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Ma nudes wo asowa enafe tisanawone, tisatiseni – at Malawi
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