𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 —

— 𝘘𝘶𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘪𝘦 '𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘵' 𝘌𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 — x Sister to @BeoirAgusToitin x Short Fused x #BloodyRapture Ship x Discord Based x From The Mind of #VintageRapture — 𝐏𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐝 𝐈𝐧 #𝐁𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐈𝐧𝐤

It is blood-stained. Check a mirror. My insult totally fits.

Fuck off, Tomato face. I can be here if I want to be here. {Huffing.}

My turn to hop in the thread ~

Ah, fuck off with your premium bullshit. I don't need it. I'm hardly here.

You don’t, but you’ll be unconscious. And a quick petition to say you made that while under the influence of drugs and alcohol will totally flip power to mwah, and I’ve got just the smooth talker to help me make it happen if I use my special powers. I am scary. Rawr.

{Her eyes are narrowing suspiciously.} Well yeah, but you was on best friend level then. Now you’re boyfriend level. It’s scarier. You unlocked a new level.

Was it though? I’m like an M80…. short but loud when I go off. And I do a fuck ton of damage.

Bold of you to assume death will suddenly start wanting your ass long enough to stop me from telling them to hook up all the machines. Then you’ll be pissing into a bag for life, big guy. And I’ll come by every day to play Taylor Swift by your bedside.

The puppy dog eyes for years and pining after me wasn’t?

My will to invent new insults to throw at you is tied up at the moment. You know you shouldn’t antagonize me so much. One day I may decide to keep you alive out of spite.

You’ve made me quite the masochist. I enjoy your torture far too much I’m afraid.

You have fucking problems. Don’t see me pointing them out. Asshole.

…. Who the fuck said my relationship had problems? The fuck?

I’d rather you imagine all the ways you can torture me in front of random mirrors.

Yeah well, you think with your dick. He touches me when I’m mad and I’m already volatile? I’ll probably scratch him. Or something… {Grumble.}

Yeah yeah yeah… brag a bit more why don’t ya? But his is anything but limp. I just - have a small temper is all.

It’s an idea- But I like the other ideas in my head far more.

Why the fuck are you counting my orgasms? Weirdo. And for your information… I’m up to 4 in the ice cream one alone. So you’re off by a few.

I knew you missed me, @ArgentumLinguax. You can stop attacking me now-

You’re just mad because you have 5? 6? Women? And not a single one is on your dick. Bite me.