I am two men. I'm burly. I will do what you want. (Jon, 31, He/Him) ✨https://teapawt.net/t.co/IFYMx0NpuH✨
boston, ma
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Baby’s first time eating BALLS
(Rocky mountain oysters….. honestly 10/10 it’s like better calamari)
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Jon of Wisdom retweeted
on the first day of christmas, my true love gave to me 55 BURGERS, 55 FRIES, 55 TACOS, 55 PIES, 55 COKES, 100 TATER TOTS, 100 PIZZAS, 100 TENDERS, 100 MEATBALLS, 100 COFFEES, 55 WINGS, 55 SHAKES, 55 PANCAKES, 55 PASTAS, 55 PEPPERS AND 155 TATERS
My last two interactions of kissing my boyfriend goodbye for the night has been fist pumping the air and saying “slam dunk!” And telling him to leave before I start sinning against the lord
For some reason this man still wants to introduce me to his extended family next week
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Jon of Wisdom retweeted
>looking for a secret chord
>ask david if his is a real chord or a chord progression
>he doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is a chord and what is a chord progression
>he laughs and says "it pleases the Lord sir"
>he plays it
>it's a chord progression
