Me when they google it and find out I was right

this is my face all day and I wonder why nobody talks to me

Me at midnight, knowing the weekend’s done but refusing to be done with it

😂😂

It’s a ONE hour flight. Why are you asking me (aisle seat) to get up so you can use the bathroom 😭

MCDONALD'S IS LOOKING FOR THIS LADY..she stole the golden arches.

Turn off the sink and take the stopper out the drain

Just me and my dollar-store skincare routine against the world

OMG.. I started losing weight on September 15th when I was 67.9 kg and today I saw 55 on the scale for the first time!!! I really like myself and I feel like I'm in my prime era 🔥

This the 3rd time my daddy done called the ambulance this week ‼️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

Don't wear white pants to the strip club 🤢🤮

Please don’t EVER underestimate my ability to remove you from my life. I promise you, nobody is exempt 🤷🏽‍♀️

My fiance asked if we can “day drink” 3 shots later 🤭😂😂😂😂😂

I paid my bills and now my car battery is dead.

Me waiting on these midterms so we can see what kind of country we’re really dealing with.

When somebody vacuuming and they bouta do in front of the couch 😭😂

A haunted house but it’s full of 🥷🏾s asking where my hug at

Every time I try to be sexy, the whimsy gets in the way 😔

It’s a ONE hour flight. Why are you asking me (aisle seat) to get up so you can use the bathroom 😭