Lewis Hamilton says women are the most beautiful things on the planet and therefore should be grid girls. I think giraffes are the most beautiful things on the planet and my campaign for grid giraffes starts here. #gridgiraffes #f1

Further proof, if it were needed, that you can get away with anything if you're wearing hi-vis.

4-yr-old: *sings* Do-do-do-do-do do-do baby, do-do-do-do-doo-do do-do baby, do-do-do-do-do-do baby, oooooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh Me: Are you singing Disco 2000?! She bloody was. We've since spent the morning dancing around to @welovepulp. My little 90s-kid self is so proud.

Armed forces minister Luke Pollard doing a sterling job of pronouncing it "nucular" repeatedly on @BBCBreakfast this morning.

There's plenty wrong in the world today, but I'm baffled by the idea you can look at it and conclude the things that need fixing are working from home and treating others equally.

I don't want to be *that* person, but I am, so here we are. It's BETWIXTMAS. It's taken from the word 'betwixt', meaning between. It has nothing to do with chocolate-covered biscuits. Sadly.

Pre-7am sounds: Feliz Navidad and hoovering. The festive season has truly arrived.

Just in case anyone has somehow missed this the first time around, this day-in-the-life by Gregg Wallace is absolutely essential reading.

I do love living in Harrogate but I've just seen an advert for a Christmas event lasting 45 minutes that would cost £57 for a family of four and you can bloody bet it'll sell out.

My son, who has recently been sleeping until after 6.30am for the first time in his life, has of course chosen today to get up an hour early. Clock change tonight is going to be a car crash. Still, it's been a while since I saw 4.43am, so that's something to look forward to.

Best series of Friends/worst series of Friends? I'm going 2/6.

I really hope this isn't accurate, otherwise the school run could be interesting.

Just had a look at the schedule for the @HarrogateFest Raworths Literary Festival and basically if you need me in October, you'll find me there. Incredible line-up. #Harrogate #literature #culture

I still do not understand what I did with all my free time before children.

Well that's unfortunate.