Jim Garner

That Tucker missed kick was jinxed by Joe Buck. Don’t you know not to brag about a kickers record before he kicks.

Watching the latest episode of #AllRise love how the handled shooting the episode while shelter in place. Kudos to everyone involved.

Did POTUS just state that we are making ventilator but nobody needs them? Is he reading the same news I am?

How is it that the *only* XL size silicone band for the #AppleWatchSeries5 is the plain black one offered by Apple. No other colors, no one else making XL Silicone bands. Big people like color choices too!

Dear @Groupon Is this _really_ the best you could do for a subject line for the deals in my area. Honestly, do you think a lot of women are thinking, "I'm just waiting until there's a groupon to rejuvenate my vajayjay to do it." that featured it as the subject? #WTF

Hey @audible_com any chance you we could get a "follow series" function so we can get alerts when new books are added to a series we like instead of having to surf through every book series we've gotten books from to see if there is something new?

Overheard at breakfast, “My boyfriend is dropping me off paint-and-take daycare while plays MTG”. Lol #OriginsGameFair2019

GM: “roll your perception” Rutiger: “100” GM: “critical failure, you get gassy again. In fact, you’re now scared fartless” #warhammerRPG4e.

I'd share this on #facebook but its current #FaceBroke... (sigh) -- anyway have an Aquaman giggle in the new International Shazam trailer youtu.be/ufhUmV7HgEY

Every time I hear the beginning of Sly Fox’s song “Lets Go All The Way” I swear they are saying “cinna-mini”. #MisHeardLyrics #HungryForCereal

20 mins in @Bunnieflip was mouthing “shut-the-fuck-up!”

Both happy and sad....