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Oklahoma, USA
Joined June 2010
“You can commit genocide no matter how small your dick is”
Israel. Proof that size really doesn't matter.
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Metallica still rules. I don’t need every band to make a grand statement this way or that.
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Shane Gillis made a joke on the “We Make Jokes” show but somehow he’s the only one making serious statements
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Happy Indigenous Peoples’ Day
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Come say that around here you little bitch.
Since we are going to denaturalize and deport all the third world savages who hate our country, I am calling for adding these third world savages, who we conquered, then bizarrely let have a nation inside our nation, to the list.
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Happy October. It’s officially Type O Negative season.
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A new fighter has entered the ring
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🎃Dadtober Rust🎃 retweeted
PortcastShow.Com Full Episodes begin on Tuesday.
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Can we stop with the 28 year olds acting like 14 year olds?
This is what REAL punk rock sounds like… 😳
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Also, why does this guy look like Carmela Soprano?
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🎃Dadtober Rust🎃 retweeted
Me standing outside for more than 3 seconds between the months of July and October.
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I do a lot of dumb shit but at least I never went to Rocklahoma
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Ohhh NOW y’all like Sigh.
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Holy shit. New Boss Keloid just announced.
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Every review of Mastodon’s new album Marrow Deep “While Brent was a genius, he was also an asshole. Although his presence is sorely missed on the new album, the band sounds refreshed and ready to march forward…but also Brent was an asshole”
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Virtuoso guitar acts suck ass
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This shit sucks ass. Do people really listen to this?
Polyphia have released new single Power In The Blood. xitter.cf/Scenemp4s/status/20926…
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Best lotion in the game
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My boss is at an Ozzy tribute band show and she’s sending me updates because she knows I like Ozzy.
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“Ozzy” selling his own merch
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