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Vincent Colistro

@VincentColistro

Author of the novels: Human Garbages, an Opera; Vito's Magical Singing Libido; Et cetera, the book; etc.

Joined August 2011
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Keaton Patti@KeatonPatti13 Jun 2018
I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.
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"Only 3 Reese's Butter Cups? Verily I need 4!" said the king. And thus the king size was born.
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Little did they know, the beef was in their hearts all along.
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Vehicule Press@VehiculePress23 Jul 2016
Reviews of #poetry collections including Late Victorians by @VincentColistro @MtlReviewofBks goo.gl/BHZd9g – at Canada
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Vehicule Press@VehiculePress16 May 2016
.@VincentColistro, @michaelprior06 & @richardkemick are on a Western Canadian tour. FIrst up, The Lido, Vancouver May 18, 7pm. – at Canada
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You know who was hardest hit by the skinny jeans trend? Pickpockets. They must feel a real nostalgia for the New Metal days.
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LibrairieD+Q@LibrairieDandQ1 Apr 2016
Just so you know, @michaelprior06 promised to tell the story of "me, @VincentColistro, and the banana" later. #somysterious #DQeventnight
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Carmine Starnino@cstarnino2 Feb 2016
Happy to see @michaelprior06 and @VincentColistro on this list. teapawt.net/49thShelf/status/69423…
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Most Anticipated: Our Spring 2016 Poetry Preview 49thshelf.com/Blog/2016/02/0… @leagueofpoets #canlit
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I believe "brunch" is an onomatopoeia of the sound the mouth makes when it bites down on eggs and toast.
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Issue Teaser: "Morning Bells are Ringing" by @ohhijessiejones, 2015 #Poetry Contest… prismmagazine.ca/2015/07/13/…
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#preach #truthtopower
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Would it be weird if I got into karate at my age?
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Harper's Magazine
@Harpers20 May 2015
#Finding: Use of “I” and “me” goes down 69 percent in the tweets of the recently engaged. (June ’15) harp.rs/4pl5c8l
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The Ex-Puritan@ex_puritan23 Feb 2015
Winter sucks. Issue 28: Winter 2015 of The Puritan does not suck. Please read, enjoy, share, poke, etcetera! puritan-magazine.com/issue-2…
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@NewYorker21 Feb 2015
This week's short story, "Kino," by Haruki Murakami: nyr.kr/1Mq43hf #TNY90
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Just when you though the art of prank-calling had died with the Jerky Boys, this masterpiece comes along: youtube.com/watch?v=WnIBMNho…
I just automatically read LinkedIn's push notifications in a douchey voice. "Bro, you're getting noticed."
@isaacs_julienne It's an 8-part epic poem of me sparring a 13 year old. It ends with me getting kicked out of the dojo. It'll be out in 2016
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