You know how to stop ants from invading your house?
You find where their colony is, and you spray whole milk around it.
You see, there's a compound in whole milk that causes a high incidence of birth defects in ants.
Baby ants affected by this are born often missing limbs or parts thereof, particularly the little toe-like barbs on their legs.
Without those 'toes', the baby ants can't crawl up and into crevices and enter your home.
You'll eliminate your ant problem in one generation, thanks to this condition: Lack Toes in Toddler Ants.
When I was married I learned a lesson about the difference between men and women’s brains. When describing a task, the majority of men would state the result of the task. For example: going to work, making dinner, replacing the hot water heater.
My ex wife and the majority of her friends mentally broke those events into minute tasks. For example: making dinner was broken down into determining meal, defrosting the meat, chopping each ingredient, etc.
When I made dinner she would claim I cut corners because I never verbally or emotionally broke it down. She would never acknowledge all the stress she placed on herself was self inflicted.
The left, especially leftist women are the most unserious (unhinged) group of Americans.
Donald Trump has been inspected, dissected, and written about since the early 80s. If there were real dirt on the Orange One, we would know it.
BREAKING: House Democrats are vowing to make Jeffrey Epstein a top priority if they win back the House next week, per Forbes.
Democrats on the House Judiciary Committee released a 50-page report Monday detailing allegations from 11 women suggesting President Trump had some involvement in Epstein’s alleged abuse, and calling on the Justice Department to appoint a special counsel.
Only one of the allegations hadn’t been made public before.
My 2002 leave from Afghanistan was bumming across Europe. Below the Eagles Nest was one of the first museums in Germany to focus solely on WW2. I spent about 2 hours talking with the curator. He told me he loves having Americans visit because we have a working knowledge of WW2. The Germans had a huge gap from 1932 to about 1947.
You don’t destroy history. You learn from it.
Three songs that explain the 80s and GenX
David&David: Welcome to the Boomtown
Run DMC/Aerosmith: Walk this way.
Living Colour: Cult of Personality
Finally made it to local watering hole.
Sitting next to these two people talking. Of course the woman next me doesn’t understand the difference between social security and the government’s defined benefits plan.
This is a discussion that’s been had for a quarter century. Finally it’s being acted on.
#BREAKING: Pentagon preparing every major U.S. base to survive 90 days without outside support.
What can’t Terry do? Vincent Price. Robert Shaw. Green Beret. Rescuer of dogs.
Oh, yes. He can’t get @mnsibley to finish the damn 3rd book.
Why yes, I AM playing the Vincent Price role in a stage production of 1959's, "The House on Haunted Hill" in a few weeks at Theater of Dare here on the Outer Banks.
Laughs, scares and plot twists aplenty.
theatreofdareobx.com/
I stuck my head in the local watering hole. I am always glad it’s busy for the bartenders.
But not for me. I’ll have to come back later.
To the @NFL, keeping the Islamic violence away from the game is the only thing that matters.
There is so much going on here I had to watch it 3 times. First I laughed. Then I felt kinda bad. Finally, I laughed again.




















