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@Vodstok

Purveyor of handcrafted organic, non-GMO artisanal tweets. Co-host of @WeRuinEverythin

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"Gee David, it sounds like you want to share examples" Well, yes I do teapawt.net/Vodstok/status/8163792…
Xenomorph Nazi Punch (@Vodstok) profile pictureXenomorph Nazi Punch@Vodstok3 Jan 2017
Replying to @Vodstok
My characters Carbon, Brieze, J and Garrison were created for this reason. I just wanted characters that were superhuman
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L E F T, PhD ⚫️@LeftSentThis23 Mar 2017
The image that the @NYDailyNews deliberately chose to propagate, doesn't reflect the toxic-whiteness associated with her actions. teapawt.net/nydailynews/status/844…
New York Daily News (@NYDailyNews) profile pictureNew York Daily News
@NYDailyNews23 Mar 2017
Texas teen admits she made up claims she was kidnapped and gang-raped by "three black males" nydn.us/2mWaFMn
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Atheist Girl
@iamAtheistGirl22 Mar 2017
if you could stop indoctrinating kids into ur cult that would be great thanks 🙏 indoctrination is child abuse #atheist #atheism
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Shut the hell up, Chuck teapawt.net/ChuckGrassley/status/8…
Chuck Grassley (@ChuckGrassley) profile pictureChuck Grassley
@ChuckGrassley23 Mar 2017
If u filibuster Judge Gorsuch it’s obvious you’d filibuster anybody
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Monday was an amazingly low point for me, and suddenly the week has just climbed upward Today has been extremely productive :)
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Holy Giger, Batman! I may have to purchase this poster because fucking hell, it is BEAUTIFUL teapawt.net/zdarsky/status/8450286…
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Either way, he's a dick
"Punch Nazis" I had to read what he said a few times, but he abbreviated your handle I think
Coworker: Dave, do have a second? Me: No. CW: I just... Oh. Really? Me: Yes, I am busy
"Use this! Take out Hillariosa, and you will ride with me eternal in Valhalla, shiny and chrome!" teapawt.net/dansinker/status/84501…
💀 damned sinker 💀 (@dansinker) profile picture💀 damned sinker 💀@dansinker23 Mar 2017
Looks like someone found out Furiosa made off with his best breeder wives.
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💀 damned sinker 💀@dansinker23 Mar 2017
Looks like someone found out Furiosa made off with his best breeder wives.
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You spelled "a firing squad trained on them" kinda weird teapawt.net/davidfrum/status/84499…
David Frum (@davidfrum) profile pictureDavid Frum
@davidfrum23 Mar 2017
GOP could sure use a community organizer right about now
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It's right up there with the idea of a "meritocracy" and cold fusion as naively Utopian and physically impossible
I should be sequestered from people with seasonal allergies. I'm soon going to pose a very real danger to people constantly sneezing
Wrong. Science is the study of reality. Reality has a liberal bent. Conservatism is inherently anti-science teapawt.net/michaelshermer/status/…
Michael Shermer (@michaelshermer) profile pictureMichael Shermer
@michaelshermer23 Mar 2017
Science is universal, international, inclusive, nonpartisan, a-political, a-gender, a-race, & a-ideological. Don't inject identity politics.
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I remember when the Simpsons was satire teapawt.net/DOB_INC/status/8450236…
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Actual question: Does he know how to drive? He's no doubt had his gross old ass carted around his entire life teapawt.net/MatthewACherry/status/…
Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) profile pictureMatthew A. Cherry
@MatthewACherry23 Mar 2017
At least now the idea that Trump is driving our democracy right over a cliff has an accompanying image.
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"Look, I'm pretending to do... what's that called? Oh yes, 'work'" teapawt.net/KatyTurNBC/status/8450…
Katy Tur (@KatyTurNBC) profile pictureKaty Tur
@KatyTurNBC23 Mar 2017
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Fuck yeah teapawt.net/KatrinaTransfem/status…
Katrina (@KatrinaTransfem) profile pictureKatrina@KatrinaTransfem23 Mar 2017
Replying to @frixuelinos @nusquik
This bus was in Spain, and was dealt with appropriately.
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AND NO ACTUAL FAMILY OF MINE, except a cousin who I used to hang out with and wasn't a complete dickbag
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Mexican brothers and a sister and it was weird but the happiest I've been in a dream in months. Like, sibling group hugs & huge mugs of beer
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