WARNING: I SHOUT A LOT. Do not approach unless you have biscuits.

Joined March 2017
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Good Morning.
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This photo is incredible.
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Trump: *Gets arrested for robbing a bank at gunpoint* Republicans: "Wow, so it's illegal to go to a bank and get some money now."
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A few months ago I was contacted by management for Harry Styles asking whether I would consider doing his portrait. I didn’t really know of his celebrity at the time so I said yes but I wish I hadn’t cause the whole thing has been a disaster.  He came to my holiday home in padstow and sat for two days but I only spent about 20 minutes on the picture in the end cause I had an issue with my russell hobbs fridge/freezer and so I had to defrost it and I realised there was some diced goat going off so I made massaman curry. Anyway I thought I’d done a good job of the pic but his management were quite cross and one of them said ‘it’s Harry Styles not Jeremy Beadle's face on a fucking egg’ and Harry just awkwardly kept saying it was an honour to meet me whilst not eating his curry. They didn't take the painting so I spoke to the National Portrait Gallery on the phone and they said they don’t take unsolicited submissions and it was hard to make a judgement on a call so I went in in person and the girl on the desk was really nice but said she wasn’t sure I was what they were looking for and she also said she didn’t want any goat massaman curry because she’s a vegetarian.
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It's holiday season so of course a couple with their camper van thought it acceptable to break my fence and camp overnight on my land. They are now blocked in with our small tractor, should be fun when they wake up.
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To be fair to Mr Sunak the main body of the Privileges Report which he has or hasn’t read is 4 1/2 pages long.
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Sir, a fourth by-election has hit CCHQ.
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I managed to get a copy of Twitter's new policies. Here are the top ten biggest changes: A thread.
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Flirt (with your Dad)
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Boris as an Ork (my new favourite!)
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I Am Legend (2007)- alternative ending
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Replying to @PoliticsMoments
Fortunately I can read JRM’s handwriting perfectly so here’s the text of the letter if you’re struggling
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Someone added a Windows XP shutdown sound to this 😂 xitter.cf/robgrace2020/status/15…
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