𝐀𝐬𝐡𝐥𝐞𝐲 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭.

───────────────── 𝐕𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋 ───────────────── ➜ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ ➜ᴍᴅɴɪ ➜ɴꜱꜰᴡ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇꜱ ➜ɪᴅɪᴏᴛ ʙʀᴀɪɴ ꜰᴜᴄᴋᴇᴅ ʙʏ ꜱᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ

"SORRY SIR!"

Good... thank you, sir.

👁👄👁

... what is it, sir?

Yes, of course, sir...

I gotta stay out of the splash zone.

"Well... yes."

"You still aren't officially a member of The Seven, we can authorize that..."

"Well, you can't... that has to be approved by higher-ups, and it hasn't. Homelander lied."

"That... isn't that like cannibalism? Sounds like a problem for HR."

"Good... Homelander's done enough to my office."

HOMELANDER, I CANT FILE MY TAXES IF THEY'RE COVERED IN JIZZ- *pulling her hair out*

Homelander jerking it.

"Anywhere but my office."

I CAUGHT I'M DOING IT ON MY DESK

It looks kinda tasty

I don't like Homelander, but I might **** *** ****.

I'm scooping my eyes out if I catch him jerking it one more time.

"Sir-" Holds her tablet in front of her face. "Can you... um..."