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“Impatience often makes us patients.” -Mokokoma Mokhonoana
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Over the past 24 months, a total of 116 drug mules have been arrested at OR Tambo International Airport. The fight continues...
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I don’t think I’ve ever heard a more astonishing answer from a politician. Hlaudi Motsoeneng says he wasn’t a serious politician before but now he is
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Building & operating public community clinics is primarily a provincial government function, not an ordinary municipal responsibility. Safe to say that our convicted See Eye See gets carried away way too much. Or his audience is a bunch of gullible folk. Or it’s both🤨😏
LGE 2026 | EFF leader Julius Malema says the party plans to build a 24-hour clinic in Thembisa. He was speaking during the EFF’s local government election campaign.
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It looks like dementia is busy.
Your Deputy Minister of No Water & No Sanitation, Comrade David Mahlobo says the potable water crisis in South Africa is grossly exaggerated. Asked why he think folk are overreacting, he replied that no Woolies shop has ever run out of bottled still water &, as such, poor people are being petty.
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Remember the research some years back when as a career path , a government employee was the absolute best job to get , it’s now migrated to municipalities WHY , u get paid to be very mediocre, don’t work hard , no performance metrics and great extra benefits/ tenders @VusiSambo
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Sorry dear: I'm not on this platform to entertain you!
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In 1652 we arrived with complicated ships navigating the globe with clothes you can’t afford today, while you run around in animal skin and didn’t knew the wheel was discovered. You were incompetent retards before colonization and stil today look at Africa where you are parasites
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Shame there are 48 paupers who benefitted from BEE but now it is the Whites..,! Joker!
ANC parliamentary chief whip & head of elections, Comrade Mdumiseni Ntuli says the main reason why the rogue ANC is broke this electioneering season & cannot go all out with billboards & online campaigning, and the mandatory dishing out of food parcels, T-shirts & all manner of ANC paraphernalia, is because of White people, especially the males: “Remember who owns the South African economy— it is largely whites & white males. In many respects, they have been part of that ownership long before our liberation in 1994. [These whites] will channel their resources to where they believe their ideals will be championed…”. Hence ANC bestie & frenemy, the DA is enviably well-funded by presumably white donors.
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And this kind of imbecilic twerking 4 politicians,whilst fellow citizens suffer increasing abuse from administrators is why we'll b no better than those countries foreigners flee frm.Cos running after tankers is 21st century greatness.
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They have been indulging in extraction from SAA for long time. They refused our resolution of the problem in 2018/19 because of the destructive stubbornness of Gordhan and his attitude to Black people. It's all in this book as you know: The central thesis of the book below is that, South Africa's transition into constitutional democracy remains structurally incomplete due to unaddressed apartheid socio-economic legacy, market aligned policy compromises, and failure to build a capable and ethical state system. It is intended to trigger urgent critical national engagements on what must be done next? Find the book here: takealot.com/south-africa-s-…
Taxpayer unwillingly spent R38 billion settling old debt on behalf of the free UberAir for government politicians & MPs, SAA—in order to get it out of business rescue in Sept 2021. We also threw in R2.5 billion working capital as a sweetener so that the black hole SAA could relaunch on a clean slate. Fast-forward ⏩ to 2026, we have just extended another R1 billion bailout through a bank guarantee as SAA remains in ICU & can’t even service its salary bill. It is also accused of cooking its books to paint a rosy picture of that R155 million “profit” it reported in Feb 2026. PS: Over R50 billion in reported bailouts and a broader historical cost estimate of R133.3 billion have been extended to SAA since 1994 to date. Perhaps it’s high time the ANC-led government stays far, far away from running aviation businesses. No?
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Does Comrade Reverend Frank have business credentials? I am wondering what qualifies his as a director on multiple boards?
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Can’t push a iec button for your cadres to loot the place .then rush off to court to sue each other 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
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The money that they have stolen, can they not use some of that. Especially that stash that was found in Ramapoesa’s sofa.
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It’s unbelievable how absolutely EVERYTHING is blamed on whites. 🙄
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Is this another one of your back of a condom box calculations 🤣😳 It is spot on 💯
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The have the likes of Motsepe and etc… aswell
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Don’t think that’s a nephew. Reckon it’s one of his many bastards.
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Submitting so early
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Meanwhile ANC leaders have so much personal wealth that they must squirrel it away in lounge furniture.
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