WBK

Winning arguments on the internet is like winning a boxing match against an 8-year old. Pretty much everyone with a brain knows the 8-year old deserved it and you’re awesome for giving that piece of shit what he deserved.

I am so excited for this season. Detroit is going to go 11-6 and win the division.

Bingo

Ooof. So close.

Levis to the Lions at 34 makes trading back the best move of the draft

This is how far I’ve come. I have seen glimpses of my own mortality. There is no time for the feeble-minded.

When are we going to do something about these companies making hand soap taste so good? I demand common sense soap reform.

2 Places I Will Never Live: 1. A House With Glowing Water 2. Mars These are non-negotiable

Eels are like “we aren’t fish”. But we all know they’re totally fish. These eels aren’t fooling anyone. Maybe some stupid snakes.

That isn’t yard waste, it’s a decentralized compost pile.

Every job is a part-time job. Eventually you’ll pass out from exhaustion.

And 10% forcing yourself to be places you don’t want to be

Self-discipline is 90% ignoring the frantic need to always be doing something

I just found out Mac Jones’s first name isn’t short for Macaroni. This sucks.

I am going to start pushing my livestreams to twitter soon.

Bitter people comment on asinine internet trends but REALLY bitter people dominate them.

Here’s a few Facebook marketplace red flags 🚩 for the thrifty holiday shopper: 1. Pic of Amazon listing comparing retail price to “your” price 2. Posting an image of a collection with $5 as the price, then pricing items all individually in description 3. “My loss is your gain”