WETI

I'm hungry.

A gurgling noise from my stomach. Are they finally contacting me?

Waiting is so cool.

I plugged in the Wait-O-Matic(tm), and instantly fried the fuses. Back to manual waiting.

Did you know you can wait for the aliens while doing other things, for example while waiting at the dentist's?

Good aliens come to those who wait.

Cool earthlings can wait.

I've finished waiting for the end of this waiting session. I'll wait for the end of the next one now.

A wait in the bank is worth two at the dentists.

"How much of human life is lost in waiting." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) (what a fool).

Oh, a flying saucer! Oh, a broken saucer! Oh, a coffee stain!

I can't wait to see what they will look like.

Confirmed alien contacts today: 0

"It is strange... that the years teach us patience; that the shorter our time, the greater our capacity for waiting." (Elizabeth Taylor)

Waiting for something bad is better than not waiting at all. #proverbs

Think big! Instead of waiting for a single signal, why not wait for a space encyclopedia, or a whole invasion fleet?

There are probably no aliens. Kind of tempting to stop waiting and enjoy one's life instead...

Breaking news: no breaking news.

If the aliens don't show up, what will they be not using for transportation? Quantum teleporters?

If I were an alien, they'd already be here and all the waiting would have been in vain. I'm not, though. Phew, that was close.