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Coastal but not elite. Ignoring ALL maga comments 🙄 Traveling the world. Wiseacre Married to Cutie Patootie ✈️🏝🏀🏈🏒 🏊‍♀️ CAPE COD GIRL

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Joined July 2009
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Perks of being an early riser, sunrise over Nantucket Sound
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My body is not a temple. It feels more like an abandoned Blockbuster that still smells like popcorn and has hundreds of copies of “Falling Down.”
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Im crying 😆 @JakeLang tried to do a hit job on a Furry event claiming they were Homosexual and was there to Lure Children. Turned out its was a convention for Cats and there were just a couple of Mascots outside. LOL watch the guys face that’s trying to tell him “😆 It’s For Cats” LooooL It’s funny to see him rallying to protect Children, I guess that’s why he was caught messaging underage girls a while back, he must have been trying to meet them to ‘Protect’ them.
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But YOU ARE! 🤣🤡💩
Election week isn’t finished! Let’s finish counting every vote and hearing every voice before declaring anything.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Boebert trails Democrat Eileen Laubacher by over 3,200 votes in CO-04 with ~98% of ballots counted. The margin exceeds the automatic recount threshold and remaining votes are insufficient to close the gap. cnn.com/2026/11/09/pol… denverpost.com/2026/11/09/lau… poliwave.com/us/live/midter…
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Wings $16 1 bottled Mich Ultra $7 5%tax. $1.15 20% tip $4.60 round up to $5 Total $29.15 Today's prices st a local sports bar in town 🙄
Random take: I feel like dudes don’t go out and watch Monday Night Football anymore. When I was in my 20s. There was nothing better than finding a good wing spot. A place with a great beer special. Maybe a waitress/bartender you had the hots for. What happened to that?
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6 reminders via text/email regarding my 7am dentist appointment today 👍 THE HYGIENIST DIDNT SHOW UP! (new appt 7a different HYGIENIST set for Friday and after a conversation about retaining my business a $50 credit applied to my account)
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Buh bye bim-bobert
Election week isn’t finished! Let’s finish counting every vote and hearing every voice before declaring anything.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Boebert trails Democrat Eileen Laubacher by over 3,200 votes in CO-04 with ~98% of ballots counted. The margin exceeds the automatic recount threshold and remaining votes are insufficient to close the gap. cnn.com/2026/11/09/pol… denverpost.com/2026/11/09/lau… poliwave.com/us/live/midter…
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It took a hot minute, but Eileen Laubacher has beaten Lauren Boebert ... wait for it ... wait for it..handily.
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ONE HOUR Menu Call #menucall Mon Nov 9 is now starting. I am having Porkloin, potatoes, soccotash, bread and butter, milk and the last shortbread cookie in the freezer for dessert. What's on your plate next? Please retweet!
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I'm befuddled by the ignorance of individuals using "old" as their form of an insult
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Finally, they named a perfume after me🤣🤣
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Nachaly Torres is opening ChiquiLook Salon & Spa in Holyoke on Nov. 13, a children's salon featuring themed rooms and spa services, with a focus on making kids with special needs feel welcome. | 🔗 mrf.lu/2Ychv
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I lost my phone on the blue line today. I'm hoping against impossible odds that someone found it and turned into the cta. I rode the blue line early this afternoon from Washington to Grand/Milwaukee. @cta #blueline #lostphone #chicago #ctablueline
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Wendy retweeted
Somebody better like this tweet or we're gonna lose
Green Bay Packers, something wicked your way comes!!!!!!!
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Wtaf Patriots!😮
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BYE YOU MAGA PIECES OF SHIT 👋
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Lauren Mayfield, Alaina Kunes and Sara Whitehead Identified in Ole Miss Ring Camera Video Showing Three Women Making Monkey Noises Outside Black Neighbors’ Apartment, Triggering Calls for Expulsion and Emails to University of Mississippi bouncefeed.com/1846/2026/11/…
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Trifecta Sunday @NHLBruins @Patriots @celtics ! LLLFFFGGG
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4-1 Bruins win!
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