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Woolworst SA

@WOOLWORST_SA

A passionate South African parody retailer dedicated to bringing you white privilege, snark & vanity. Chat to us on Twitter: 7am - 7pm, Mon - Fri.

 Cape Town, South Africa
woolworst.co.za
Joined September 2015
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On the plus side, because @WOOLWORST_SA bags are so expensive, my kitchen drawer is worth R54,340. #BeBlessed
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@WOOLWORST_SA online is very useless 🤞🏾
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Never knew salmon had a 4 skin @WOOLWORST_SA – at Westville, South Africa
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Couch for sale. Comes with plenty of storage space. Used once.
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They ordered a dozen eggs and 6 delectable Woolies croissants. What’s the fuss? Be blessed.
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@News246 Oct 2021
KwaZulu-Natal Co-operative, Governance and Traditional Affairs MEC, Sipho Hlomuka, has ordered an investigation into an alleged R5 million breakfast event recently hosted by the Zululand District Municipality. | @WitnessKZN news24.com/witness/news/kzn/…
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Make a splash when you stand in the queue to vote DA on November 1. Classical elegance combined with superiority. Be blessed.
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Please mense.
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The tone is so racial and racist especially coming from @WOOLWORTHS_SA the same shop that sponsors apartheid murderers and left many poor, do not belittle the poor that's one of your obligations
Woolworst SA (@WOOLWORST_SA) profile pictureWoolworst SA@WOOLWORST_SA25 Sep 2021
Hi Ryan, Salaries in Namibia are half of the salaries in South Africa. So Woolies is not expensive, you are just poor. Be blessed.
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We like our customers like our coffee. Rich, dark and sweet. Be blessed.
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What arrogance @WOOLWORST_SA
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Woolworst SA (@WOOLWORST_SA) profile pictureWoolworst SA@WOOLWORST_SA25 Sep 2021
Hi Ryan, Salaries in Namibia are half of the salaries in South Africa. So Woolies is not expensive, you are just poor. Be blessed.
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@Gawiesnr25 Sep 2021
Don't think Woolies thought this response thoroughly – at Kempton Park, South Africa
Woolworst SA (@WOOLWORST_SA) profile pictureWoolworst SA@WOOLWORST_SA25 Sep 2021
Hi Ryan, Salaries in Namibia are half of the salaries in South Africa. So Woolies is not expensive, you are just poor. Be blessed.
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Hi Ryan, Salaries in Namibia are half of the salaries in South Africa. So Woolies is not expensive, you are just poor. Be blessed.
Ruan 🤓 (@Ru12_12) profile pictureRuan 🤓@Ru12_1225 Sep 2021
.@WOOLWORST_SA the prices at Woolies food in Namibia is almost double the price of what it is in South Africa???? It’s daylight robbery
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Hi Gary, Mincing live prawns was not a good look so we change to mincing up worms instead - the reviews have been lovely. Be blessed.
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Our specials are indeed, very special (for us). Be blessed.
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Even we gasped at these prices. Be blessed.
Banele Christopher (@Banele_C) profile pictureBanele Christopher@Banele_C2 Sep 2021
I received a love letter from @WOOLWORTHS_SA Beauty 🤩. You can now shop @CodexBeauty at Woolies 🤍
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We have made a terrible mistake.
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Hi Muhammad. We pride ourselves on sourcing the freshest tomatoes from Ramallah, picked by the smallest and delicate hands. Be blessed
Bash 🇵🇸 (@MBKEsquire) profile pictureBash 🇵🇸
@MBKEsquire2 Sep 2021
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@WOOLWORTHS_SA Is this the produce within the Occupied Territories or is it a product within Israel proper?
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Hi Lekbhakm We are so happy to dress your pony according to the latest trends. Be blessed.
Lebsnlebs (@lebsnlebs) profile pictureLebsnlebs@lebsnlebs31 Aug 2021
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@WOOLWORTHS_SA Jubilee mall store has the best service ever,Mavis and colleagues are the best as they went out of their way to ensure I get the correct sandle size 4my baby girl.The saddles were not on the store floor.
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Hi Senora, thank you for bringing this to our attention. She has been fired. Be blessed.
Sayenara (@Sayenara) profile pictureSayenara@Sayenara1 Sep 2021
I'd like to make a huge shout out to Ness @WOOLWORTHS_SA Hayfields Pietermaritzburg. I picked up the wrong bag of tomatoes and missed out on the promotion she noticed and went and changed it herself. There was no supervisor on the floor to void the transaction so she went
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