Will I have to rise from the ashes of my 2018 wreckage? Wagner’s Chopper: Who Says A Campaign Can’t Crash Twice (Coming to screens near you.)
With Sen. Toomey retiring in '22, fmr PA Sen. Scott Wagner, GOP's #PAgov nominee in '18, tells me he hasn't ruled out 2nd guv run.
"I don't have a plan to run … but Pennsylvania needs a lot of help. It needs leadership, and it's not any better today than it was when I ran."
If Wagner folks are going to run a sore loser ad campaign, I guess I’m coming back from the junkyard grave as a ghostcopter. Oooooooooo 👻🚁
Public Service Announcent: Like Scott’s trash company, this now-defunct twitter account has been transferred to a Canadian company. 🇨🇦
All power lost. Everyone has abandoned ship. Minutes from crash landing. It’s been real. #Mayday
Going down fast. Just barely dodged a high school football stadium light. Oh the irony. #Mayday🚨
🚨Crash landing imminent🚨I’ve lost so much altitude I’m starting to see schools up close and can tell they are not as overfunded as they looked from up above. #MAYDAY
All passengers have evacuated. I’m on auto pilot with eight hours of fuel remaining. I’m down to one blade. The cabin is starting to fill with smoke.I’ve lost so much altitude that I’m soon going to skim treetops. I fear this is the end. #ElectionDaySOS #Mayday
🚨I’m down to one last blade and I’m rotating it as fast as I possibly can. Don’t know if I can keep this up for three days. Prepare parachutes. 🚨#Mayday
PENNSYLVANIA
Governor:
Tom Wolf (D) 58%
Scott Wagner (R) 37%
(Muhlenberg College/Morning Call Poll, LV, 10/28 - 11/1/18)
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Attention passengers: in the event of an emergency, your golf spikes will drop from the ceiling above your seat. Please apply golf spikes to your face before helping other passengers. #Mayday
🚨🚨🚨 There are so many beeping alarms and flashing red lights on my control panel that I don’t even know what half of them are for. Assume the worst. We’re going down. #MayDay
My favorite part is the lady holding the Wagner sign upside down in an apparent MAYDAY signal. We’re still losing altitude! #MaydayMayday
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If I win the mega millions, the first thing I’m going to do is buy myself a new passenger. Just sayin’. #Mayday
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Since @realScottWagner hired an actor to play Tom Wolf in his latest ad, I reached out to another actor to play Scott when he decides to film his own biopic. #pagov #leadright #leadwildandangry
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(read this in an unhinged voice) This pollster better wear a catchers mask because I’m going to land on his face with chopper blades. #MayDay politico.com/magazine/story/…
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