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I am a full time touring comedian! Trying to get some late night tv credits!

Joined April 2009
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I don’t understand why they don’t make superhero sheets in adult bed sizes. I deserve #WakandaForever
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Dear #Twitter …you’ve changed you hair… and your name since the last time I saw you…
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I never said I was Juju Smith-Schuster. I said I was Ju -ish. #SuperbowlLVII
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Warren B Hall retweeted
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@WarrenBHall @SidSmithCre8tiv @BrightFame4 I enjoyed that live podcast as I’m sure everyone did. Keep them coming!
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I thought I had retired from #Twitter but #WillAndChris brought me back. Lemme say this: If he didn’t slap him…it would’ve been the longest car ride home EVER!
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Warren B Hall retweeted
Just watched @WarrenBHall on @theDrybar freaking hilarious
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At a show 2 weeks ago a lady talked during the mc AND features entire acts. When I got onstage to do my thing she did the same. I called her out and she yelled “we thought you’d be funnier” and I replied “and I thought you’d be prettier, now both our feelings are hurt.” #Comedian
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Sometimes on a slow evening I will dress up like Gargamel and then me and my cat go out looking to start trouble with little blue people.
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Last chance to see @WarrenBHall this evening! Use code WINDYCITY for $10 off ‼️
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Listening to "#15 Black Teachers only for Black Students. White Privilege. Senator Tom Cotton the racist." at buzzsprout.com/1247225/47726…
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Warren B Hall retweeted
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@WarrenBHall Really enjoyed your set at the Dry Bar.
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Dear #twitter I had the craziest dream...the year was 2020 and...wait a minute...wait (checks calendar) aww shit. Never mind.
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When I’m not at #Walmart ... I’ll be headlining at #Zanies @ZaniesChicago THIS #WEEKEND Friday July 31st and Saturday August 1st! #LetsLaugh
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When you’re new in standup lots of people don’t pay any attention to you: @WarrenBHall was always warm, supportive and real. We bonded over photography and now our kids are buddies! #grateful #thankyou
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Warren B Hall retweeted
“Do you believe that #BlackLivesMatter ? ‘Yes but-‘ There is no but! Those are the same type of people who would have interrupted Jesus during the sermon on the mount. Jesus would’ve been like, ‘blessed are the poor-“ ‘No Jesus, blessed are all people.’” Whew. This is good.
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12 seconds in: they pull over to a guy who had his back to them and pepper spray him????? Whyyyyyyy?!
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