Dean Winchester.

ᴅᴇᴀɴ ᴡɪɴᴄʜᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ SPN || 21+ || Minors DNI AU || Canon || MV || MS Ships with chem || Destiel lean Looking for SLs - @ or DM if interested OCs and Crossovers welcome Authored by #Fiend Please ♡ and ↻

Coffee. Need coffee.

The disrespect.

You take that back. There's whiskey in this glass.

Leave the day drinking to the professionals, kids.

By the moon and stars in the skyyyy. I'll be there~

Jess, wherever you're hanging out, you have a message from me. Not important, but it's there.

{Just in case they needed more rumors, but mostly because not so long ago she literally told him to do it, he showed up at @CogentRhapsody's door with a bouquet of flowers. It was the best arrangement that the grocery store had to offer.}

Do you ever violently crave the touch of another person? Uhhh... I meant I need a drink.

{Sneezes}

Half of me wants to go find a monster to kill and the other half wants to get so drunk I don't remember what year it is.

I ain't.

Hell's easier to get out of than purgatory.

More like undead. {Grumbling}

Wait, what? Who said that? Wasn't me.

Tell me about it.

You all suck. You less so but fuck the rest of 'em.

Freakin' vampires, man.

Sonofa—

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

I'll take it.