To Conquer Stars {Event}

“There’s no way you’re convincing me anyone genuinely likes him and it’s not just some inside joke.”

“Like half of Chaldea. Have fun figuring out which half.”

“Robin, EMIYA… More than one actually, since they come in different shades, basically half of the pretty boys with no brain cells. Jay seems to have a thing for brainless pretty boys. Again, that’s not even getting into the staff. Or the women.”

“Whatever you call all the dumbasses Jay attracts. Achilles, Godfrey, I could name like 7 other Servants before we even get to the Magi. Harem. Reverse harem? Whatever it’s called.”

“No, but if I had to remember every irrelevant background character that Jay adds to her harem, we’d be here forever.”

“Oh… I’m gonna pretend I know who you’re referring to, despite the fact they’re not important enough to remember, and nod my head.”

“Oh. A name I don’t recognize. Good. So this world does have enough differences that I can protect my identity.”

“Do you make that many Mystic Codes? I thought those were on a per need basis?”

“… Being pretty is energy consuming?”

“The alternative would be to argue with someone that’s blind to their own blind spots and convinced of a belief they hold. This is the path of least resistance. Would you consider that answer to be truthful or a lie. Don’t actually answer. Just think about it, Miss Avenger.”

Sighing and patting her head.

“You’re assuming there’s a difference between what someone consciously and subconsciously believes.”

“But that kind of thing is easy to bypass by changing the definition of a lie. Isn’t that dangerous? Trusting something that can work against you?”

“For Nasu’s sake. I really do need to question what the point of wearing a mask is if everyone is simply going to identify me anyway. This is like the third time…”

“Doesn’t ring a bell. Actually, you’ve got the wrong per- Wait. Fuck. I was supposed to start with that. Not acknowledge that I’m him. I’m supposed to be a different person. … Wait. I’m wearing a mask so how…?”

“Do I… know you? Or, rather, should I know you? I have amnesia so please remind me.”

“I’m not allowed in there anymore because I trashed it last time trying to come up with a combination ultimate move with Achilles.”

“Alice. Help. I’m dying of boredom in this universe. It feels so weird not blowing up a continent full of enemies. I don’t know what to do.”

“Kiara?”

“I can’t believe I’ve committed identity theft on myself.”