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The Four Guardians and Kodiak series, Red Saints and The Eye Of The Universe. Also the pilot of The Alchemy Lab on YouTube: https://teapawt.net/t.co/XEysysYESC

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Joined October 2023
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I’m not against prologues, I’ve written books with them (three off the top of my head but it could be four) but the one in the book I’m currently reading, coupled with a overly long first chapter, has kicked me out of the story for about a week.
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I hereby require a trophy, medal and handshake with my black coffee.
There’s just no way around the fact that this is the funniest video of the entire year
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“Would-be incels” Pfff okay. Tell me you don’t have a point without telling me you don’t have a point.
What I will say about this is, I am sure it seemed very witty and charming in whatever its original context, but putting it in the newspaper was probably a mistake
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Hello authors, parents and readers. In light of the latest kerfuffle about boys reading, let’s be explicit about it: What do boys like in their stories?
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Matt Waterhouse (Fantasy and Sci-Fi author) retweeted
Guys it's really simple: they WANT boys to be unhappy
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Is the missing element a writer that isn’t a lying ideologue? If so…
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Last sale day!
The Neverending War is a dollar 'til tomorrow, so load a fire stone into your amp and keep an eye on the treeline... and if you see something on the ground that looks like a glass eye, maybe just leave it alone... amazon.com/dp/B0F9B49RRC
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The Neverending War is a dollar 'til tomorrow, so load a fire stone into your amp and keep an eye on the treeline... and if you see something on the ground that looks like a glass eye, maybe just leave it alone... amazon.com/dp/B0F9B49RRC
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Matt Waterhouse (Fantasy and Sci-Fi author) retweeted
I think the appeal with TNG was that it was like a simulation of a world where, if you made compelling arguments, people were swayed and it changed the course of the episode. The characters are all competent and fair-minded, and their universe is one that rewards this.
They used to just play shows like this on broadcast tv
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Someone sent us this lovely message: "You know Patrick Stewart was a socialist right? You're mourning a socialist!" Our response "OMG you're right! And when you die, everyone will say she's the twat whose existence brought nothing positive to the Earth, unlike Patrick Stewart."
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Happy Halloween! A few copies of The Neverending War have moved so let's keep that momentum up! Only a dollar until Monday! amazon.com/dp/B0F9B49RRC Fantasy horror in the frozen wastes, with mysterious creatures in the fog stalking the squad...
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Patrick Stewart being hilarious has been everywhere for the last day, and I’m enjoying the straight man gravitas of the man.
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Matt Waterhouse (Fantasy and Sci-Fi author) retweeted
In 1987, Patrick Stewart refused to unpack his suitcase for six straight weeks. My throat still tightens every time I read why. Every Hollywood insider told the 47-year-old British stage actor that Star Trek: The Next Generation would be a disaster. Even his closest friend, Ian McKellen, begged him not to throw away his Shakespearean career on a television gamble. Stewart kept his bags packed by the door, waiting to be fired and sent home to London. That "six-week failure" lasted 36 years. Watching him late at night here in Japan, we saw something Hollywood never expected. In Japan, we call this quiet, unbreakable spirit "Fudoshin," an immovable heart under fire. Most action heroes scream and fire weapons to look strong. Captain Picard never needed to raise his voice. Born into deep poverty in Yorkshire, terrified of a violent home, he left school at age 15 and lost all his hair by 19, convinced his life as an actor was over before it began. Yet one English teacher, Cecil Dormand, handed that frightened 12-year-old boy a copy of Shakespeare, said "Read it out loud," and secretly paid for his first drama course. Never forget what happened decades later. On the morning Queen Elizabeth II knighted him as Sir Patrick Stewart, he invited that same retired schoolteacher to sit beside him at his knighthood luncheon. No suitcase left unpacked. No rage on the bridge. Just a cup of Earl Grey tea, a tug of his uniform, and three quiet words that commanded the galaxy: "Make it so." He passed away at 86 surrounded by live music, prayer, tears, and laughter. And this December, in Avengers: Doomsday, Professor X will grace the screen one final time. A boy who thought he wouldn't last six weeks in Hollywood gave the world an eternity of nobility. From Japan, with tears and our deepest salute: Thank you, Captain. Engage. ✨🖖🇯🇵
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Halloween tomorrow, so curl up under a nice warm blanket with an ice cold tale of fantasy, horror and neverending war... amazon.com/dp/B0F9B49RRC
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That’s another sharp kick to the childhood. Rest in peace Patrick Stewart 🖖
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The Spooky Sale for The Neverending War has begin in earnest! Lots of bang for your buck, go pick it up! amazon.com/dp/B0F9B49RRC The allied soldier's best friend: the amp-rifle. Beware the ghosts in the blizzard...
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Mumbai Singularity by @NymCoy has plenty of good things going for it. Review below 🌑🌕🌕🌕🌕
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Amazon's "Finish a series you started!" is a right pain when the first book in the series was a solid 2/10 and I said as much on their website. As you can imagine, Amazon, I don't want to read the next one.
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Rest in peace to Walter Koenig. 🙏
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The BioWare murder is still rippling away. A destructive ideology that destroys everything it touches in its own name obviously destroyed another studio. EA helped by both being incompetent and letting the ideology in. The ideology doesn’t care about money. Only destroying.
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