Thanks for the lovely messages 🙏 Turns out I’d had a mild heart attack 😳 Bit of a shock, but our brilliant NHS popped a coronary stent in and I’ll be fine and dandy after some cardiac rehabilitation and lifestyle changes. I will, however, rattle when I walk for a while… 😬😁
Guess who had a ‘cardiac event’ mid scrotum wax yesterday? Guess who also finished the wax before he got in the ambulance? #dedication
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