I will probably correct your grammar.

University of Illinois
Joined September 2010
This dog was awarded an honorary master’s degree...!
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LM: #Bears have made playoffs 10 of last 12 times they’ve started 2-0.
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Ruling is confirmed by the officials. One more knee, and the #Bears will move to 2-0! #MINvsCHI
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Threw for 464 yards, ran for 98, now I'm gonna throw hundreds at the strip club and forget how horse shit my defense is.
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Orethon ish shoring more than Thenneshee fansh can counth!
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Are you KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!?!
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Zip-a-thee-thoo-thah, Zip-a-thee-ay... Mishithan loshing to Akron would make ith a beauthiful day! #LOL
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STRAIGHT CASH HOMIE
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What does Nick Saban's daughter and team have in common? They're both gonna to need a "Plan B" when I get done with them.
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Sarcastic Oregon player on SEC: "They're super big and scary." deadsp.in/WSUeGJo
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LM: CB Charles Tillman excused from #Bears practice today (not injury-related); DE Julius Peppers did not practice, sent home with a fever.
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Mariano Rivera records his 43rd save of season - tying AL lead - as Yankees beat O's, 5-4. Yanks jump both Orioles & Indians in wild card.
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Today we honor those we lost by living as greatly and as honorably as possible. #PatriotDay
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Replying to @WayOfRyan
@WayOfRyan oh I'm inbred? Hmm best you got bitch? I did it just to piss you off mr ill correct your grammar so go fuck yourself yankee
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#Bears in victory formation. Another knee, and the Bears defeat the Bengals 24-21 in the season opener. #CINvsCHI
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Michael Bush fails to pick up the 1st down, but Bengals LB Rey Maualuga is called for an unsportsmanlike penalty. That's 15 yards & the game
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The boy @BMarshall out there eating as well...
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Touchdown #Bears! Cutler fires to Marshall on the left side of the end zone for a 19-yd TD. Bears lead 24-21 with 7:58 left. #CINvsCHI
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The #Bears have 63 season-opener wins in their history, which is 13 more than any other team
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