Austin, TX
Joined November 2023
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Ranch issue flip flops are not appropriate footwear for Central Texas. Don't do as I do and always watch your step!
JD Vance is going to be hanging out in my city today. (cough-cough) All of a sudden I'm not feeling good, I should call into work and tell them I'm sick!
This is the third video I have with my backyard screech owl flying into the shop when Bob Marley is playing on the radio!
Happy Monday everybody! I wasn't planning on drinking tonight, then I bumped into a lil Central Texas buddy and convinced me immediately!
I am always heavy on the tip and they are always heavy on the tequila, it is a the perfect Sunday for a strong margarita!
I would never feed the deer in my yard genetically modified highly processed 50 lb bags of corn. My deer are 100% organic, they will only eat fresh vegetables and flowers from my garden....until they hear my truck coming, then they hop the fence a nap across the street!
I was in the Attic chasing squirrels out before I put wire over the holes they chewed. Quick n easy and I was patting myself on the back, cuz I'm a badass, then I see this! Who do these 2 think they are? With hiding places like this how do they keep outsmarting me!
1 of the neighborhood doe's dropped off a freshie in my backyard. Apparently the first thing she taught it was where my vegetable garden is!
If you don't like snakes, this is not for you. And for anybody that watches, I would like to apologize for my horrible cameraman skills. Before you judge me on that, I only ask 1 thing of you. Please take into consideration my working conditions and what I was working with!