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Phoenix, AZ, USA
Joined March 2007
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Replying to @shipwreckedcrew
That wife’s video was tonight was a hostage video.
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The Interest Expense on US Public Debt rose to $775 billion over the past year, a record high. If it continues to increase at the current pace it will soon be the largest line item in the Federal budget, surpassing Social Security.
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It’s so wild that they play tennis on so many different surfaces. It’s like if you showed up to a swim meet in France and they were like: “The pool is full of gravy. Deal with it.”
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Years ago I had a co-worker who was in early and stayed late but you could never find him during the day. Someone flippantly suggested he probably had another job. It made me think: there MUST be some fully remote workers who are secretly "working" more than one job, no? 🤔
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With the existence of @QuikTrip (amazing!), how can @CircleKStores even exist? Aside from them being filthy and needing armed security, I went to 3 @CircleKStores by me today just to get a fountain drink. Store 1: No CO2. Store 2: No ice. Store 3: Only size small cups. 🤦‍♂️
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The only thing both sides hate more than each other are moderates who can see how similar they actually are.
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Whirled World retweeted
“If you only wished to be happy, this could be easily accomplished; but we wish to be happier than other people, and this is always difficult, for we believe others to be happier than they are.” Montesquieu said this 300 years ago. We’re still working on this one.
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The most reliably funny person on Twitter:
My wife just made fun of my church for being antiquated, she came from a family of evangelicals, yeah sorry my church doesn’t have a drum kit in a converted Big Lots
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2 - ...messaged 11/9, 11/22, 11/29, and 12/10 with no response. I then started a NEW email thread to [email protected] and also got no response. Any help here, @brooklinen?
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Missed this when it came out a year ago, but Ruy Teixeira, who previously championed the idea that demographic change would lead to permanent Democratic dominance, has now reversed that position pretty dramatically. americancompass.org/essays/t…
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Whirled World retweeted
“You can find another carrier to fly…I’d suggest Spirit.” SAVAGE. More of this.
when asking for the manager after disrespecting employees doesn’t go as planned 😭
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News flash: partisan hack doesn't realize that right to repair is EXACTLY about allowing competition in the device repair market, which right now is monopolized by manufacturers, like Apple for example. 🤦‍♂️
How about instead we reduce regulations to create more competition in mobile communications so the price of everything goes down? 🤔
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Oh, the comments. 😜
Taking a shit in a dive bar is as close as men can get to the anxiety of labor
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Whirled World retweeted
We evolved to desire sugar because it was a good source of energy, and relatively scarce. But when we learned to mass-produce it, our love for it suddenly went from asset to liability. The same is now true of information. Our curiosity, which once focused us, now distracts us.
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Replying to @VerizonSupport
@VerizonSupport 1- Your Fraud Portal website is broken in that if one selects either "retired" or "unemployed", you still MUST put in a "Current Employer" (it is a required field) before you can get to the next page. Think about that or a second. 🤦‍♂️ verizon.com/fraud/claim.acti…
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2- A company with $32B in revenue and they can't be bothered to test their FRAUD PORTAL, and in fact to use it, it requires anyone without a current employer (unemployed or retired) to have to enter FRAUDULENT INFORMATION in order to proceed.🤦‍♂️
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Thanks @ATT, for making me CALL to cancel service on one of my 5 lines. Total wait time (including waiting 20min for a callback): 1 hour and 32 minutes, all so you can have a PERSON ask me "are you sure you want to cancel this line???" that was my NOW DECEASED FATHER'S. Classy.
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Another classic.
Just pumped simple syrup all over my hands at the cool coffee shop, thought it was hand sanitizer, how's everyone else's Monday morning going
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