ᅠ Weapons-Grade Superhuman. The Wrestling Protagonist on the hero's journey. Allegedly a cyborg in human skin. ᅠ ┆𝐑𝐏 𝐀𝐂𝐂𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐓 — Not @CallMeKrisStat ┆ ᅠ
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I'm not waiting around to make it to the top in SHW. I'm due a higher stage to make my impact.
I accepted this to further the proverbial gorge that stands between us, Dasha. I'll always find a way to stand higher.
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I'm a force of nature that dictates my own pace.
The hiatus hasn't made me complacent, I perpetually move forward.
You can test gravity, but where others crumble to intensity, I raise this title in victory.
I am the one who rises the tides. You will not breach the surface.
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Pardon the interruption!
The full card for EVP: So Anyway, As We Were Saying, is available to view here:
docs.google.com/document/d/1…
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Look at me. Folded arms in both renders, aura farming like Piccolo.
Note to self; try a cape.
SLAUGHTERHOUSE WRESTLING welcomes you to its 5TH BOOK 🩸
The pages are soaked in blood, the panels are primed for chaos. So get ready for more guts, more horror & the unrelenting brutality of DEATHMATCH WRESTLING that is the story of ShW.
LINK: tinyurl.com/ShWBook5Hub
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There's no ceiling above me. Physically, ethereally, or metaphorically. You tell me there is a 'top genre of woman' and I'll find a way to stand above it.
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FINALLY! the Last Chapter of SHW's BOOK FOUR has arrived! So please, sit back and check out HELLFEST 4: FAREWELL TO THE FLESH!
LINK: sites.google.com/view/slaugh…
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Dasha has proclaimed herself the 'Top Genre of Woman.' And maybe at one point, there was truth to that.
But then the protagonist arrived.
Every match set a higher standard. I redefine the genre every night I'm under the lights.
At HELLFEST, Dasha — I'll redefine you.
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It doesn't matter how many of them there are; I was built and ready to be the one. No matter the format. No matter the opponent.
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‼️ATTENTION, ATTENTION ‼️
Due to backstage problems, the RAPTURE has been changed from a Rumble to a SIX Block Hostel Bracket that will end in a SLAUGHTER CHAMBER on Night TWO to determine who will face @OsakaDeviI next month at HELLFEST!
The Road to Hellfest has finally begun:
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We mount a comeback. We make the world notice us. We don't let the end of the last chapter be the downfall of The Protagonist.
We're so fucking back!
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HAPPY SUNDAY, INMATES!
I am proud to announce the first PPV of 2026 is LIVE!! So welcome to Chapter 7 — DAWN OF THE DEATHMATCH II: DOUBLE TAP!
LINK;; tinyurl.com/DeathmatchDouble…
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I'm not aimless without the Brightburn Championship. My eyes are continually pointed skyward.
Gia has her eyes aimed towards her own ass. Glorious it may be; I'll kick it into a bloody pulp!
Lazarus doesn't fall!
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2025 has been a year of going above and beyond expectations.
In 2026, I plan only to go further beyond. No wasted motion. No time like the present.
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The frustration in the core of my soul right now is unbearable. My first championship since finding myself has slipped through my fingers.
I could have done more. Should have done more. And whatever comes next; I'll ascend more.
After a few weeks of Technical issues... I am pleased to annouces that CHAPTER FIVE - NINTH CIRCLE 4: BEYOND THE GATES OF HELL is live!!
- The Warden.
LINK: tinyurl.com/9thCircle4BTGOH
